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re: Dog poop in yard
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:51 pm to Steadyhands
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:51 pm to Steadyhands
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I've got 7 dogs and barely ever see any dog shite on my property
Probably because your nasty muts eat each other’s shite. Then lick you and your wife’s face.
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:59 pm to tgrbaitn08
quote:i dont doubt him. His husband probably picked up the shite every other day.
Youre the only person in the world with a dog whose shite disappears after 2 days
He's also the only person in the world that has seen it happen a million times
Posted on 11/22/21 at 3:00 pm to Undertow
Unless your dog has the worst diarrhea ever and a huge rainstorm follows said poop, dog crap will never just disappear in 2-3 days.
Posted on 11/22/21 at 3:02 pm to Undertow
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I guess you’re unfamiliar with hyperbole. You’ve heard the phrase ”I’ve seen it a million times” before right? Surely you don’t think all those times it was actually a million?
I don't think dog shite has ever disappeared after 2 days even once going back to the beginning of time
Posted on 11/22/21 at 3:08 pm to Deactived
It won’t just disappear like a magic act. It will disappear over a period of time via disintegration.
Posted on 11/22/21 at 3:10 pm to Undertow
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It won’t just disappear like a magic act. It will disappear over a period of time via disintegration.
But it will disappear in 2-3 days?
Posted on 11/22/21 at 3:11 pm to tgrbaitn08
It’s probably the most common interval of disintegration.
Posted on 11/22/21 at 3:20 pm to PolarPop5
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Probably because your nasty muts eat each other’s shite. Then lick you and your wife’s face.
Spoken like a true animal hater. No, they don't eat shite and they don't lick. I love my dogs, but I have them trained to not lick. I will smack a dog if it tries to lick my hand, don't care who's dog it is, frick that shite.
Posted on 11/22/21 at 3:25 pm to Steadyhands
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I have them trained to not lick.
I’m willing to bet you do not have 7 dogs “trained” not to lick.
Posted on 11/22/21 at 5:11 pm to Undertow
I find it hilarious when someone says something stupid, then doubles down. You are wrong, and you know that you are wrong.
Posted on 11/22/21 at 5:20 pm to PolarPop5
Find the address of the person who did it... take the poop in a brown paper bag, lite it on fire, drop in front of the door, ring the bell 

Posted on 11/22/21 at 5:25 pm to PolarPop5
I apologize for still not having gone to the store for more poop pickup bags. Too much holiday prep going on. I will definitely go in anticipation of brown Friday.
This post was edited on 11/22/21 at 5:26 pm
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