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re: Do we have any Splenda Daddies on the OT?

Posted on 12/17/21 at 9:54 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88503 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 9:54 pm to
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You pay for your friends too?



when you're single and want to keep it that way you treat pussy as a business expense, it's pretty simple if you let the big head do the thinking
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 9:58 pm to
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She is probably using you


No shite, they all do. Having a stable well paying job with a house and a decent vehicle attracts silver diggers. Seventy-five percent of the time, it works all the time.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 10:10 pm to
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when you're single and want to keep it that way you treat pussy as a business expense, it's pretty simple if you let the big head do the thinking


It's a great way to keep houses and such.
Posted by shagnasty 2
Not far enough away
Member since Nov 2013
1064 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 10:10 pm to
Splenda actually costs more than sugar
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 10:16 pm to
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She seems to have figured it out quicker than you. She has you paying her to be her financial advisor.



We found the Edward Jones who got the promotion.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28281 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 10:18 pm to
What a shame. Financially irresponsible simpin'.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13906 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 10:48 pm to
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What a shame. Financially irresponsible simpin'.


What am I to be shameful of? Figuring out a plan that works for a 43 year old single guy?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88503 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 10:51 pm to
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What am I to be shameful of? Figuring out a plan that works for a 43 year old single guy?



you're doing it right, baw, treat pussy as a business expense, it will save you tons of money and grief over the long haul
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
65139 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 10:53 pm to
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That like an upcharge for anal?


Underrated reply
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6093 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 10:53 pm to
Does she do butt stuff?
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13906 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 10:56 pm to
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Does she do butt stuff?


Not very often.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
65139 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 10:57 pm to
It would be a lot cooler if she did man
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6093 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 10:58 pm to
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eeking.com



"Seeking is where attractive and successful people upgrade their lifestyles through open and honest relationships."

What if you're not attractive? I'm successful, but don't know about the other part!
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37942 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 11:00 pm to
Good for you if it is working. I don't do it but I help connect a few friends. It is easy to call someone a simp bit rhe qorld has become that way. One friend I have helped is extremely good looking and very wealthy. It is easier for him to have a relationship like that then to try and find actual love. Every woman is out for his money ND he want actual love. Doing the sugar thing is at least laid out and, more importantly, does not involve the law and risk of losing wealth.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28281 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 11:04 pm to
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What am I to be shameful of? Figuring out a plan that works for a 43 year old single guy?


That you're dumb enough to spend about 15% of your pre-tax income to frick a college girl once or twice a week. Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal, simp. Lol, and then you act like you're giving her life lessons. No, you're a sucker.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88503 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 11:08 pm to
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That you're dumb enough to spend about 15% of your pre-tax income to frick a college girl once or twice a week. Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal, simp. Lol, and then you act like you're giving her life lessons. No, you're a sucker.




you're the dumbass here, it's a hell of a lot easier to just put the pussy in the budget with no emotional bullshite/baggage, hit and run with a little extra, if you will, I'll bet most of you guys that are married on here put up with holy hell and wish you'd get laid once or twice a week, and much less nubile than a college girl
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6093 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 11:12 pm to
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Not very often.


If she does it at all, that's a big plus.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28281 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 11:26 pm to
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you're the dumbass here, it's a hell of a lot easier to just put the pussy in the budget with no emotional bullshite/baggage, hit and run with a little extra, if you will, I'll bet most of you guys that are married on here put up with holy hell and wish you'd get laid once or twice a week, and much less nubile than a college girl


I don't need to spend money on something I get for free. In my case, your little bet about emotional baggage/holy hell is nowhere near the mark. I'm way ahead of the game. A middle-aged man paying to frick twenty-something college chicks is a simp, emotionally and financially.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88503 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 11:28 pm to
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I don't need to spend money on something I get for free.


oh you're paying for it

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A middle-aged man paying to frick twenty-something college chicks is a simp, emotionally and financially.
:lol:
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
60694 posts
Posted on 12/17/21 at 11:30 pm to
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wise man once told his football players to never sleep with a woman who has less to lose than you do.


he is divorced single and paying about 20 percent of his post tax income to a hooker.

Not many have less to lose
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