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re: Do the deceased know what we’re up to?

Posted on 11/10/19 at 4:55 pm to
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
8036 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 4:55 pm to
We do, Eli. I'm your reincarnated great great grandfather and you're an embarrassment. Me along with the rest of your ancestors think that you suck.
Posted by Priapus
Member since Oct 2012
1950 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 4:59 pm to
There would be 99% less Democrats if we believed that they could.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 5:24 pm to
quote:

I hope not




Mother on the mantle, father in the storage room, brother in the closet. Haven’t had time to dump the ashes.

Mom wasn’t a real outdoorsy type so every now and then I’ll spread her ashes on the carpet.

Then I vacuum her up.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78672 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 5:27 pm to
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Then I vacuum her up


You should let your husband do that.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85534 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 5:35 pm to

It’s what she would’ve wanted
This post was edited on 11/10/19 at 5:36 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86490 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 6:52 pm to
Is this a metaphor for Alabama football? Do you need to talk to someone?
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

Me along with the rest of your ancestors think that you suck.


Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22407 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 10:51 pm to
Before she died my late wife said she would come back and haunt me if I ever had sex with another woman. I recently remarried eight years after my first wife died. All kind of bad shite has befallen upon us lately and I'm beginning to believe my deceased wife is carrying out her threat.
Posted by 4evrlsu
Death Valley
Member since Jun 2008
2378 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 9:51 am to
Believe this or not..don’t care. One time we were having a family gathering and my 4 year old granddaughter said, “an old lady was just watching us through the window”. We looked around outside. Nobody around. On a whim I showed her some pictures of her great-grandparents, and she immediately said, “that’s her, but she was smiling bigger than that”. She pointed to my mom. ??
Posted by Hogbit
Benton, AR
Member since Aug 2019
3091 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:13 am to
WTH?
Posted by 4evrlsu
Death Valley
Member since Jun 2008
2378 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:28 am to
I know. Everyone was stunned. Can’t explain it. We’ve barely spoken of it since.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18402 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:28 am to
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Worried about your grandma watching you jerk off, eh?


Posted by Doormat
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2005
1572 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:30 am to
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We do, Eli. I'm your reincarnated great great grandfather and you're an embarrassment. Me along with the rest of your ancestors think that you suck.

Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69564 posts
Posted on 11/13/19 at 10:31 am to
I think it’s time for a TulaneLSU Bible Study.
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