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re: Dental hygienist bites her orthodontist husband during sex, makes him cry, gets arrested
Posted on 3/17/17 at 3:31 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 3/17/17 at 3:31 pm to arseinclarse
If she has any fake teeth, it can be classified as aggravated assault..instead of regular assault.
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Posted on 3/17/17 at 3:36 pm to SEClint
Either way a retainer is in her future.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 3:59 pm to arseinclarse
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A 42-year-old Ohio woman
But keep reading:
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at a Key West hotel
Thanks Florida.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 4:05 pm to arseinclarse
This is what happens when you don't ask before PIIHB.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 4:07 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 3/17/17 at 4:10 pm to arseinclarse
This is the worst Florida story I've ever heard. Usually they're pretty hardcore with people not thinking through any ramifications for stupid actions. Bitting your husband and then him calling the cops is the biggest pussy thing I've ever heard. That shite is like Portland bullshite, not Florida.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 4:12 pm to mark65mc
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This is proof Florida even makes people from other states act crazy. Must be something in the water.
This isn't your typical Florida story. If this guy was in Tallahassee instead of Key West, then the cops would have kicked his arse Rodney King style for being such a pussy.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 4:19 pm to musick
Posted on 3/17/17 at 4:29 pm to arseinclarse
When I first read this subject line, I did not expect that his forearm was the place he was bitten.... 
Posted on 3/17/17 at 4:31 pm to arseinclarse
IWLHBM
Posted on 3/17/17 at 4:31 pm to arseinclarse
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Dental hygienistquote:
orthodontist husband
Molar of the story: Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 4:32 pm to OMLandshark
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Key West, then the cops would have kicked his arse Rodney King style for being such a pussy.
Key West cops are used to gay men crying.
Posted on 3/17/17 at 4:37 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 3/17/17 at 4:42 pm to Friscodog
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The fact that she is married to an orthodontist,
and she's a hygienist means that he'll be adding to the alimony and child support payments the he currently makes to the wife the he left her for
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