re: Define "Trashiest Thing Ever"

.Was in a customer's home yesterday. Hooking up HSIA for them. Part of the Access from AT&T program that gives cheap rates to customers who qualify for medicaid/foodstamps. They definitely qualified.

Anyway, the customer was a 400+ pound female constrained to her bed due to knee injuries. Adult daughter also lives there. Prob an OT 2.3 before she discovered the magical properties of meth. After the onset of meth-mouth, she was probably in the <1.00 rating.

And, finally, the ten year old mulatto granddaughter who was (1) obviously mentally challenged and (2) sucking on a pacifier the whole time I was there.

House was an absolute dump. Saw rats/mice running freely--despite the overwhelming stench of cat piss and cat "accidents" spread throughout the home like little landmines.

Of course, it was s a mobile home being rented. It was a disaster inside/out. Mold on most walls, sheet rock was damp and crumbing around the various window units which were each straining to keep those plus-size heifers somewhat cool.

Between the smells, the clientele, the rats, and the various rot/decay of the prem, it was a pretty easy candidate for worst of the month for August. Gurantee, I'll be in a worse one within the next month of so--there always is.

Any girl that gets into a fight.

Sending my side women into the pizza joint, where my wife and mother of kids works at, with just enough money to cover the take out order and not tip while I sit stoned drunk in the car giving

"Trashiest Thing Ever" = tipping when picking up take out orders

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In my mind, the trashiest thing you could ever see is heavily tattooed fat chick with a "Roll Tide" wife beater shirt & cut off jorts (way too short), drinking an extra large fountain drink while walking around the state fair, smoking cigarettes, pushing her baby in a stroller, who is drinking Dr Pepper from a baby bottle and eating Cheeto's.

Can you paint a more trashy picture?

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