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Crop dusting a restaurant
Posted on 1/22/24 at 8:58 pm
Posted on 1/22/24 at 8:58 pm
Typically have loud but overall odorless flatulence and attempted to let out a silent creeper on my way out of a ramen themed fundraiser. Tight seating quarters. After 5 ramen courses and dessert I paid the check then let out a fricking skunk arse, lingering crop duster. My wife unfortunately had to walk through it on our way out, but it was so crowded she didn’t realize it was me. She commented on the smell several times on our way out. Do you keep this secret to your grave or spill the beans on the long ride home? We’ve been married 2 years for what it’s worth.
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Posted on 1/22/24 at 8:59 pm to tigersnatch69
To the grave. Unless she thinks that stuff is funny then let her in on the joke on the way home.
Posted on 1/22/24 at 9:00 pm to tigersnatch69
It is one of the joys of life. Why ruin it?
Posted on 1/22/24 at 9:01 pm to tigersnatch69
Posted on 1/22/24 at 9:02 pm to tigersnatch69
Give her a Dutch oven tonight then ask if she recognizes your brand
Posted on 1/22/24 at 9:05 pm to tigersnatch69
She probably liked it
Posted on 1/22/24 at 9:07 pm to tigersnatch69
I crop dusted on the stairmaster at the gym last week. The fried chicken I ate for dinner found its way out of the hen house. The heat was up and people were gagging. Thank goodness for earbuds.
Posted on 1/22/24 at 9:08 pm to tigersnatch69
I’m guessing your wife doesn’t think farts are funny?
My wife farts all the time. She thinks it’s funny just like I do.
My wife farts all the time. She thinks it’s funny just like I do.
This post was edited on 1/22/24 at 9:13 pm
Posted on 1/22/24 at 9:09 pm to tigersnatch69
Why post stupid s*** like this. Get a life and some class.
Posted on 1/22/24 at 9:12 pm to tigersnatch69
Hold on to that and when she tells you she has been seeing Jody then you tell her that was you who stink,up,the party. Also tell her you fricked her sister, regardless if true or not.
Posted on 1/22/24 at 9:12 pm to South21
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Why post stupid s*** like this. Get a life and some class.
Posted on 1/22/24 at 9:14 pm to tigersnatch69
Of course you share it with her. If you married a person you love they will enjoy the comedy gold! My bride has farted on a few people and it’s hilarious. No one would ever expect her. You gotta live the small things(gifts) in life
Posted on 1/22/24 at 9:18 pm to secondandshort
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To the grave. Unless she thinks that stuff is funny then let her in on the joke on the way home
Wise words from a wise man. Pour yourself a drink and light a cigar. You got em’.
Posted on 1/22/24 at 9:20 pm to cbree88
This post was edited on 1/22/24 at 10:02 pm
Posted on 1/22/24 at 9:22 pm to tigersnatch69
Now is the time to assert your dominance. Gas her again on the ride home, child lock the windows and turn the heat on high. If she can't deal with it then it's time to move on. If she handles it well then she's a keeper
This post was edited on 1/22/24 at 9:24 pm
Posted on 1/22/24 at 9:22 pm to tigersnatch69
If I'm in a relationship where I have to hide my farts, I'm in the wrong relationship.
Posted on 1/22/24 at 9:25 pm to tigersnatch69
I would have told my wife it was me the second she smelled it.
Actually, she probably would have blamed me as soon as she smelled it.
Actually, she probably would have blamed me as soon as she smelled it.
Posted on 1/22/24 at 10:05 pm to cbree88
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My wife farts all the time. She thinks it’s funny just like I do.
99% probability that both of you are fat.
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