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re: Craziest one nighter story. Go
Posted on 7/29/18 at 11:24 pm to Ludeau
Posted on 7/29/18 at 11:24 pm to Ludeau
I had a slump buster who would repeatedly oink in a high pitched sound. Only without the K. Think Oh with a lower inflection at the end. Oin, Oin, Oin.. She was early 30's. Thick on the edge of fat. Obviously terrible by OT standards.
Pulled her out of this Houston bar called Prague in the early 2000's. She intermittently made that sound then would legit start talking to me mid bang. Like conversation. Which I didn't reciprocate. Then back to the Oining. Then back to talking. Oining, Talking.
After we finished she kept talking.. So I acted like I went to sleep. She kept on blabbering for at least 15 minutes which felt like forever. Then she asked if I was awake a good 10 times. Finally accepted it an went to sleep. Weird arse chick.
Pulled her out of this Houston bar called Prague in the early 2000's. She intermittently made that sound then would legit start talking to me mid bang. Like conversation. Which I didn't reciprocate. Then back to the Oining. Then back to talking. Oining, Talking.
After we finished she kept talking.. So I acted like I went to sleep. She kept on blabbering for at least 15 minutes which felt like forever. Then she asked if I was awake a good 10 times. Finally accepted it an went to sleep. Weird arse chick.
This post was edited on 7/30/18 at 12:05 am
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Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:47 am to Amazing Moves
Some girls frick to get guys to talk to them, some guys talk to girls to get them to frick ...
Posted on 7/30/18 at 4:01 am to Ludeau
Posted on 7/30/18 at 6:16 am to Ludeau
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Craziest one nighter story
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She took me to her bedroom and my buddy went in his truck with the lady
This post was edited on 7/30/18 at 6:17 am
Posted on 7/30/18 at 6:31 am to Ludeau
A prostitute named Pony down in the village of Kareng Pangi, Indonesian. She was a red haired beauty. Didn't speak English or any human languages. Very famous Orangutan down in those parts.
Just kidding. I didn't pay to frick a monkey. It's not like they got bills to pay. Stupid ape.
Just kidding. I didn't pay to frick a monkey. It's not like they got bills to pay. Stupid ape.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 6:43 am to Amazing Moves
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I had a slump buster who would repeatedly oink in a high pitched sound. Only without the K. Think Oh with a lower inflection at the end. Oin, Oin, Oin
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Then back to the Oining. Then back to talking. Oining, Talking.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 6:46 am to Amazing Moves
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Oin, Oin, Oin..
TYFYS
Posted on 7/30/18 at 7:44 am to Ludeau
So you banged two older women each or your buddy got one and you got the other? How old were you and how old were they?
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:04 am to Lickitty Split
Put it in her butt, then she put it in her mouth.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:09 am to Ludeau
this thread will be full of truth
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