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re: Craziest hook up stories
Posted on 9/5/17 at 9:41 pm to soccerfüt
Posted on 9/5/17 at 9:41 pm to soccerfüt
Condoleeza Rice?
Anyway she was waiting for her mom to pick her up but said we should go and get up to mischief so called her mom and told her she would be home herself after 11 because we were going studying.
Then we hung out for ages and bought cigarettes. It was cold and I was tired at like 1am and closed my eyes and rested my head on her shoulder. She put her arms around me which is normal and I nuzzled my head in her neck like a cat because so cold. And then she kissed me and I felt nice and warm and didn't mind.
Anyway she was waiting for her mom to pick her up but said we should go and get up to mischief so called her mom and told her she would be home herself after 11 because we were going studying.
Then we hung out for ages and bought cigarettes. It was cold and I was tired at like 1am and closed my eyes and rested my head on her shoulder. She put her arms around me which is normal and I nuzzled my head in her neck like a cat because so cold. And then she kissed me and I felt nice and warm and didn't mind.
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 9:42 pm to TigersHuskers
I've fricked two different "wrong numbers" back in the day. I did some good work back then.... you've got to "AskfortheBizzness"
Posted on 9/5/17 at 9:44 pm to Red5LSU
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While we both enjoy a cup of Taster's Choice, he hands me a condom. He says, "For that one time I had sex on your futon."
FIFY.
Posted on 9/6/17 at 10:05 am to TigersHuskers
This thread has me rolling. Let me add to it.
Senior year of college I went out with my roommates and ran into a tinder slam piece. Didn't entertain her at the bar but drunkenly told her to come over after. I eventually called my fwb neighbor to come pick me up. She picks me up, brings me home, and we start hooking up. In the middle of intercourse, a loud banging on my bedroom door suddenly occurs. Thinking it's my roommates messing with me, I open the door dick slinging. Man was I surprised to see tinder chick standing there screaming at me like she caught me cheating in a relationship or something. She sat and cried for about two hours while my roommates died laughing. I'm baffled to this day why she thought we had anything serious. She eventually left but her best friend stayed to get dicked by one of my roommates which is even funnier. Fwb neighbor stayed during this fiasco and we eventually finished our intercourse session. A few weeks later, tinder chick was back over. Girls are dumb. What a hilarious night.
Senior year of college I went out with my roommates and ran into a tinder slam piece. Didn't entertain her at the bar but drunkenly told her to come over after. I eventually called my fwb neighbor to come pick me up. She picks me up, brings me home, and we start hooking up. In the middle of intercourse, a loud banging on my bedroom door suddenly occurs. Thinking it's my roommates messing with me, I open the door dick slinging. Man was I surprised to see tinder chick standing there screaming at me like she caught me cheating in a relationship or something. She sat and cried for about two hours while my roommates died laughing. I'm baffled to this day why she thought we had anything serious. She eventually left but her best friend stayed to get dicked by one of my roommates which is even funnier. Fwb neighbor stayed during this fiasco and we eventually finished our intercourse session. A few weeks later, tinder chick was back over. Girls are dumb. What a hilarious night.
Posted on 9/6/17 at 10:32 am to TigersHuskers
Met this chick at a bar one Saturday afternoon and drank with her all day, went to her house and got them britches off but called her Lisa (her name is not Lisa).
She got pissed and drove me home, I'm currently married to not Lisa
She swears we had met before but I don't remember
She got pissed and drove me home, I'm currently married to not Lisa
She swears we had met before but I don't remember
Posted on 9/6/17 at 11:08 am to The Torch
one of many. was a young lawyer just out of law school working for a firm. Went to Ray's sports bar one night and met this woman playing pool (OT 6.5, RL 7.5). Gave her my card. About 2am that night I get a call from the law firm answering service - the female dispatcher giggling - saying this girl, Shawn, REALLY needs to talk to me and gave me her number. Went over to her house and smashed. Next day at work, the partners were not amused.
Posted on 9/6/17 at 11:16 am to tketaco
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then we have a cigarette then we have sex.
You had the cigarette before...? Seinfeld voice..
Posted on 9/7/17 at 5:56 am to Hangover Haven
Doesn't matter..........had sex
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