re: Constant unrelenting barking dogs next door

Why I hate dogs: They smell bad. They bark. They crap in my yard even though I don’t own a dog. This is really annoying when I step in the crap and get it on my shoes. They bite. When I jog down my subdivision street they come out and yip and yap. They scatter my garbage. They have fleas and I am allergic to flea bites. They shed their fur and it gets all over your clothes. They eat shite. They hump your leg. They roll in stinky stuff. They jump up on you and get your clothes all muddy. They run out in the road and you are obliged to slam on your brakes or run off the road to avoid running over them. They pee on my car tires. They run and knock down little kids. Some have been known to chase cars, which is very disconcerting to drivers of chased cars. They get run over by cars and you have to notice their dead and bloated bodies on the side of the road. (This gets me depressed.) That being said, I still miss my ole dog Chester. What a lovable, loyal companion he was to me all those years ago. I’d take him back in a second, even with all his faults. It wasn’t his fault he was a danged ole dog.