Come up with 2020 Oompa Loompa songs

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Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I've got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me.
What do you get when you dont wash your hands?
Riots and looting across the lands.
Why are you not wearing your mask?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
If you're not a Karen you will go far
You will live in happiness too,
Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo

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Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadee dee
If you are wise you will listen to me
Who do you blame when your bars are shut down?
Beaches and salons closed making you frown.
Blaming the virus is a lion of shame
You know exactly who's to blame:
The chinese across the water!
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
If you're not essential then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do

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Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompa dah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get from a bunch of TV?
Fake news, lies, and IQ of three
Itll be even worse if you try reading facebook.
It would be better to just not look.
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no propoganda
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you're not political you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do

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