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Burglar with boxer briefs on head being sought by Texas police
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:49 am
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:49 am
Son, you're doing it wrong...



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Police in Texas are looking for a man who broke into an office while wearing underwear on his head.
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The suspect — donning a blue pair of boxer briefs on his head, but not enough to completely hide his face — burglarized Enchanted Rock and Landscape Supplies in Leander
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It wasn't immediately clear if he searched through all the office drawers.
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The local police department posted surveillance video of the break-in to Facebook, in which the man is seen climbing through a window with what seems to be a flashlight in his mouth, before walking up to the security camera and apparently disabling it.

Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:50 am to DemonKA3268
Dumbass, you’re supposed to cover your eyes, not your mouth.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:50 am to DemonKA3268
I want to be there for his trial when the prosecutor says "Here put these on your head" 
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:51 am to DemonKA3268
leave half of face exposed.. check
look directly at camera .. check
look directly at camera .. check
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:51 am to DemonKA3268
hopefully he checked the drawers on his face before the drawers in the office
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:52 am to TH03
quote:And looking right into the camera
Dumbass, you’re supposed to cover your eyes, not your mouth.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 9:53 am to MorbidTheClown
quote:I'm just wondering if he took them off himself or brought an extra pair
leave half of face exposed.. check look directly at camera .. check
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:39 am to rowbear1922
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I want to be there for his trial when the prosecutor says "Here put these on your head"

This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 10:56 am
Posted on 7/12/18 at 10:51 am to DemonKA3268
"Son, you got a panty on your head."
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