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Boober Eats: Oregon strip club forced to close, so dancers now do delivery (NSFW)

Posted on 3/23/20 at 10:55 am
Posted by Uptowner
The OP
Member since Oct 2019
2030 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 10:55 am
Portland finds a way. Close down her strip clubs, and dancers will do delivery.

That’s what’s happening at the Lucky Devil Lounge at 633 S.E. Powell Blvd. The club was forced to close with Gov. Kate Brown’s mandate to stem the spread of coronavirus, but the order does allow food establishments to offer take-out or delivery.

And thus was born club owner Shon Boulden’s newest business: Boober Eats.

The home delivery service, in which a pair of scantily clad strippers will deliver hot food to your door, started as a joke Boulden posted on social media. When people began seriously inquiring about orders, Boulden saw potential.

From 7 p.m. to 1 a.m., Boober Eats is offering the full menu from the Lucky Devil Lounge...

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Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
24069 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 10:56 am to
Home delivery whoring - novel concept. I doubt food is all they're delivering.

I just hope they're at least changing gloves between houses.
This post was edited on 3/23/20 at 10:59 am
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
7031 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 10:56 am to
great American cumback story!!
Posted by truthbetold
Member since Aug 2008
7637 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 10:56 am to
Merica
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51636 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 10:57 am to
See, we TOLD y'all this shite was going to result in a better life for everyone.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38241 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 10:57 am to
nothing like two meth addicts delivering my meal.

if either of those two skanks showed up at my door, I'd shoot thru the door to get rid of them thinking they were there to rob me.

Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51636 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 10:59 am to
quote:

if either of those two skanks showed up at my door, I'd shoot thru the door to get rid of them thinking they were there to rob me.

I'd shoot through their back door.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 11:00 am to
If the situation warrants it, the latex gloves can be used as a makeshift condom.
Posted by Tri City Tigers
Member since Oct 2018
2343 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 11:01 am to
I would rather take my chances with the Coronavirus than an STD.
Posted by DivotBreath
On the course
Member since Oct 2007
3736 posts
Posted on 3/23/20 at 11:08 am to
They must deliver in Germany.
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