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Boober Eats: Oregon strip club forced to close, so dancers now do delivery (NSFW)
Posted on 3/23/20 at 10:55 am
Posted on 3/23/20 at 10:55 am
Portland finds a way. Close down her strip clubs, and dancers will do delivery.
That’s what’s happening at the Lucky Devil Lounge at 633 S.E. Powell Blvd. The club was forced to close with Gov. Kate Brown’s mandate to stem the spread of coronavirus, but the order does allow food establishments to offer take-out or delivery.
And thus was born club owner Shon Boulden’s newest business: Boober Eats.
The home delivery service, in which a pair of scantily clad strippers will deliver hot food to your door, started as a joke Boulden posted on social media. When people began seriously inquiring about orders, Boulden saw potential.
From 7 p.m. to 1 a.m., Boober Eats is offering the full menu from the Lucky Devil Lounge...
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That’s what’s happening at the Lucky Devil Lounge at 633 S.E. Powell Blvd. The club was forced to close with Gov. Kate Brown’s mandate to stem the spread of coronavirus, but the order does allow food establishments to offer take-out or delivery.
And thus was born club owner Shon Boulden’s newest business: Boober Eats.
The home delivery service, in which a pair of scantily clad strippers will deliver hot food to your door, started as a joke Boulden posted on social media. When people began seriously inquiring about orders, Boulden saw potential.
From 7 p.m. to 1 a.m., Boober Eats is offering the full menu from the Lucky Devil Lounge...
LINK
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Posted on 3/23/20 at 10:56 am to Uptowner
Home delivery whoring - novel concept. I doubt food is all they're delivering.
I just hope they're at least changing gloves between houses.
I just hope they're at least changing gloves between houses.
This post was edited on 3/23/20 at 10:59 am
Posted on 3/23/20 at 10:56 am to Uptowner
great American cumback story!!
Posted on 3/23/20 at 10:57 am to Uptowner
See, we TOLD y'all this shite was going to result in a better life for everyone.
Posted on 3/23/20 at 10:57 am to Uptowner
nothing like two meth addicts delivering my meal.
if either of those two skanks showed up at my door, I'd shoot thru the door to get rid of them thinking they were there to rob me.
if either of those two skanks showed up at my door, I'd shoot thru the door to get rid of them thinking they were there to rob me.
Posted on 3/23/20 at 10:59 am to tigerinthebueche
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if either of those two skanks showed up at my door, I'd shoot thru the door to get rid of them thinking they were there to rob me.
I'd shoot through their back door.
Posted on 3/23/20 at 11:00 am to Uptowner
If the situation warrants it, the latex gloves can be used as a makeshift condom.
Posted on 3/23/20 at 11:01 am to Uptowner
I would rather take my chances with the Coronavirus than an STD.
Posted on 3/23/20 at 11:08 am to Uptowner
They must deliver in Germany.
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