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re: Billy Mays died 10 years ago today.

Posted on 6/28/19 at 9:51 am to
Posted by tWildcat
Verona, KY
Member since Oct 2014
20221 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 9:51 am to
Didn’t the shamwow guy get his arse beat by a hooker?
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 9:57 am to
I was carrying an arm load of groceries. I had to ask my GF if we needed oxy clean and I instinctively dropped all the groceries to give a double thumbs up when I said oxy clean. Screw that guy.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 9:57 am to
Billy Mais La
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 9:59 am to
I have his showtime rotisserie grill. Works great. It makes some banshee screeching sound now and I have to keep it outside.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25790 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 10:03 am to
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Didn’t the shamwow guy get his arse beat by a hooker?
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The 44-year-old towel and food chopper salesman claimed he met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami nightclub, according to the police report. He then took her back to his hotel room at the ritzy Setai hotel, where he claims to have paid her $1,000 after she "propositioned him for straight sex."

But apparently the business transaction wasn't as neat and tidy as the products he promotes. When Shlomi went to kiss Harris, she "bit his tongue and would not let go," according to the affidavit.

The Slap Chop pitchman then proceeded to punch Harris in the face until she finally released his tongue, the police report states.

He ran, bleeding, to the hotel lobby where security summoned police and both Shlomi and Harris were arrested. Police found $930 in Harris' purse, and reported both Shlomi and Harris smelled of alcohol, according to the affidavit.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70733 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 10:14 am to
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Billy Mais La


tGOAT
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 10:17 am to
The truth is he overdosed on Tide Pods.


OxyClean swept that under the rug with the Swifter, also a oxyclean product.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74207 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 10:18 am to
I hope he still isn't stuck on that plane with MJ and Farrah.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13485 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 10:22 am to
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I hope he still isn't stuck on that plane with MJ and Farrah.

Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
172107 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 10:34 am to
Mais I know this old lady in river ranch me, bitch spill her wine all over da carpet.
Posted by HDAU
Member since Nov 2014
1690 posts
Posted on 6/28/19 at 10:40 am to
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what about vince with Slap Chop??


You're gonna love my nuts!
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