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re: Billy Mays died 10 years ago today.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 9:51 am to YumYum Sauce
Posted on 6/28/19 at 9:51 am to YumYum Sauce
Didn’t the shamwow guy get his arse beat by a hooker?
Posted on 6/28/19 at 9:57 am to The Funnie Five
I was carrying an arm load of groceries. I had to ask my GF if we needed oxy clean and I instinctively dropped all the groceries to give a double thumbs up when I said oxy clean. Screw that guy.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 9:59 am to Landmass
I have his showtime rotisserie grill. Works great. It makes some banshee screeching sound now and I have to keep it outside.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 10:03 am to tWildcat
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Didn’t the shamwow guy get his arse beat by a hooker?

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The 44-year-old towel and food chopper salesman claimed he met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami nightclub, according to the police report. He then took her back to his hotel room at the ritzy Setai hotel, where he claims to have paid her $1,000 after she "propositioned him for straight sex."
But apparently the business transaction wasn't as neat and tidy as the products he promotes. When Shlomi went to kiss Harris, she "bit his tongue and would not let go," according to the affidavit.
The Slap Chop pitchman then proceeded to punch Harris in the face until she finally released his tongue, the police report states.
He ran, bleeding, to the hotel lobby where security summoned police and both Shlomi and Harris were arrested. Police found $930 in Harris' purse, and reported both Shlomi and Harris smelled of alcohol, according to the affidavit.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 10:17 am to The Funnie Five
The truth is he overdosed on Tide Pods.
OxyClean swept that under the rug with the Swifter, also a oxyclean product.
OxyClean swept that under the rug with the Swifter, also a oxyclean product.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 10:18 am to The Funnie Five
I hope he still isn't stuck on that plane with MJ and Farrah.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 10:22 am to Napoleon
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I hope he still isn't stuck on that plane with MJ and Farrah.

Posted on 6/28/19 at 10:34 am to jimbeam
Mais I know this old lady in river ranch me, bitch spill her wine all over da carpet.
Posted on 6/28/19 at 10:40 am to YumYum Sauce
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what about vince with Slap Chop??
You're gonna love my nuts!
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