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Billy Jack vs any of Chuck Norris's martial arts roles: Who wins?
Posted on 4/6/18 at 8:39 pm
Posted on 4/6/18 at 8:39 pm
My money is on the Indian.
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Posted on 4/6/18 at 8:41 pm to Eightballjacket
Chuck Norris's beard.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 8:42 pm to Eightballjacket
Billy Jack's hat > Chuck Norris's beard.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 8:56 pm to Eightballjacket
Billy Jack hasn’t washed his feet in two years...he wins.
Old National Lampoon joke that got me detention for laughing during study.
Old National Lampoon joke that got me detention for laughing during study.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:45 pm to Eightballjacket
One Tin Soldier
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:48 pm to Eightballjacket
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:51 pm to Eightballjacket
Chuck can't be defeated.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 9:55 pm to Eightballjacket
Chuck says Merry Christmas.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 10:06 pm to Eightballjacket
I loved Billy Jack. (RIP)
But when Billy Jack goes to bed, he puts on Chuck Norris underoos.
But when Billy Jack goes to bed, he puts on Chuck Norris underoos.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 10:16 pm to Eightballjacket
Joe Jack > Billy Jack
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:02 pm to Eightballjacket
Chuck leaves the faux indian as a brownish stain on the ground. IRL, in the movies, hands/feet, guns - however you want to draw it up.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:29 pm to Ace Midnight
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Chuck leaves the faux indian as a brownish stain on the ground. IRL, in the movies, hands/feet, guns - however you want to draw it up.
Are you kidding me? Norris needed all kinds of weaponry to take down Islamic terrorists in Delta Force. Billy Jack would have broken their necks with his hands.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 12:56 am to Eightballjacket
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Billy Jack would have broken their necks with his hands.
Meh - he needed a .30-30 for that a-hole cop.
Just sayin...
Posted on 4/7/18 at 3:08 am to Eightballjacket
I never saw billy jack but did read the mad magazine article on him.
Wouldn't chuck kick his arse while he was explaining how slow to anger he is?
Wouldn't chuck kick his arse while he was explaining how slow to anger he is?
Posted on 4/7/18 at 6:35 am to gthog61
Chuck would knock him the frick out with the quickness.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 7:15 am to Eightballjacket
Chuck is a Texas Ranger.
The injun is going down.
The injun is going down.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 7:33 am to Eightballjacket
I remember seeing and enjoying those Billy Jack movies as a kid. I saw “Billy Jack” again about a year ago, and it did not hold up. I couldn’t believe how bad it was. Hokey fight scenes, terrible dialogue, and completely predictable.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 7:35 am to Eightballjacket
They would have been on the same side.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 7:35 am to PaperPaintball92
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Chuck can't be defeated.
Bruce Lee says Hi
Posted on 4/7/18 at 7:51 am to TulaneFan
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Bruce Lee says Hi
Overrated. Mike Tyson could have kick his arse.
and here we go
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