re: Best/Worst vacation you’ve ever had

Best South Dakota with my family

Worst
Took a top customer and his wife on a trip with my wife and my boss and his wife.

3rd day we were going to do something fun. I found a chartered sail boat that took us in the bay and offered brunch. Stay in a nice hotel the night before. They get to sleep in and f they want. Get on company plane by 3

Boss says deep sea fishing is what we’re doing. Port OConnor. He drives us like a bat out of hell and says there’s our rooms. A nasty motel that had roaches and fungus smell. We need to get up at 4 am. No good dinner spots at all. Get on boat and they say we will hit swells 4-8 ft. More like 12-14 ft. Customers wife is sick, my wife is sick 10 min later. I go lay down but the fumes from the engine overtake me and I’m down.

Best part : My boss faints and does a face plant on deck and almost slides off boat. First mate grabs him by the shorts barely and my customer grabs his ankle. He cut her s head, lip, and gouges his hand. I say let’s turn around and boss says he’ll no we are catching fish. So we stay out 3 of us out of action. Boss catches some dumb fish then faints again. Haha.

My customers hate him and said they will never go anywhere with him again. Long flight home once I got boss out of emergency room.