re: Best OK Cupid or POF Opening

That's too long. I think if you ended it after the right meow comment you'd have a decent success rate

What up I got a big cock!

I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have that dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you chat with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

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Want sum fuk? Pls respond

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Listen here you beautiful broad, I taped my phone to my face like four days ago and have been sitting outside my apartment in the middle of the parking lot where reception is strongest waiting for you to message me back, why are you playing games with my heart

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Just wanted to let you know that i was stuck in Traffic just now and was looking through Tinder.... I saw your picture and got rock hard instantly! That plus the traffic made me whip my cock out and scroll through all your pics. After a few good minutes i busted all over and had to pull into a gas station to throw out my underwear! (I hope my wife doesn't wonder why im commando when i get home lol...) Anyway just wanted to share that with you. Your body is definitely something worth starting a religion over! and i'd love it if you wanted to have a strictly online relationship with as much debauchery as possible

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If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would kill myself rather than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made by a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself.




Another good opener



pics arent mine but I've had success with all these lines

Use a nude pic of John Holmes when appropriate.

Gold

Hello is nothing.

You need to show you at least read their profile!

Paige needs to take me away from all this.

Well that won't work. You can't send pics

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Well that won't work. You can't send pics

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That's dumb. Graphic description of tortoises humping then. Very graphic.