re: Best drinking Toasts

There once was a girl from Adair.
Who liked to frick on the stairs.
The bannister broke, I doubled my stroke,
And finished her off in the air.
Don't know if thats a toast or a frat ryhme

Heres another.

There once was a man from Nantucket.
Whos dick was so long he could suck,
He said with a grin, when he wiped of his chin,
If my ear was a pussy I'd frick it.

quote:

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To Days of old,
When knights were bold,
And women not particular,
When you could put them up against the wall,
And frick them perpindicular.

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yep.