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re: Awkward Cashier Encounters
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:40 pm to RickSanchez
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:40 pm to RickSanchez
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Posted on 4/16/17 at 10:00 pm to RickSanchez
Frick man! I wasted... to long of my life man reading that.Happy Easter ,man.
Posted on 4/16/17 at 10:12 pm to RickSanchez
Jesus didn't get on a cross for this kind of shite.
Posted on 4/16/17 at 11:29 pm to RickSanchez
quote:
Awkward Cashier Encounters
My wife and I were checking out at Wal-Mart getting some juice and beer before tailgating last year. The black girl checking us out was cute and flirty.
I slide my card in the chip reader to pay and it won't read.
I say, "I think something is wrong."
She says, "Try to shove it in a little more."
The tension is palpable. My wife knows I can't resist the double entendre.
I drawl out, "sweetie, I think it's bottomed out."
She is visibly flushed by the comment, and I, wishing to end the awkwardness, give the card a tap further inward with my palm.
When I do, the card reader system shuts down and enters reboot mode.
She says, "I think you broke it"
And my wife chooses this moment to chime in with, "sweetie, you did tell him to shove it in deeper."
Posted on 4/17/17 at 12:10 am to RickSanchez
No matter what cashier says i just say "sup brah"
Therefore, I don't have issues' like you baw.
ETA: If the cashier is a girl --> "aye girl"
Therefore, I don't have issues' like you baw.
ETA: If the cashier is a girl --> "aye girl"
This post was edited on 4/17/17 at 12:12 am
Posted on 4/17/17 at 1:49 am to MasterofTigerBait
when i was in high school between my junior and senior year i worked at mc donalds.
so my best friend just got his car, i had a car already, i had just got my car painted and got a sound system put in it, we decide we want to go on a double date so he brings his long time GF and i dedcice i want to take this chick i had met about a month earlier at her job (kfc) who would eventually, end up being the longest GF i've ever had up utnil the relationship i'm in now about 11 months. At the time we had just started dating.
working at mc doanlds i got free food so to eat being the cheap frick that i am i decide we go stop by mc aondlds before we go to the movies. plus i wanted to show off the girl i was with to all the dudes up there lol.
so; we get there, and the woman at the front counter is looking at me like she wanted to kill me while i'm telling her what i want.
The problem? I was dating the manager at mcdonalds too lol, she was at the front counter. I thought she had the night off which is why i went up there but she got called in. probably because i called in lol. She was just 19. i was 17.
so the whole time my GF has to sit there and not say shite while my ohter GF is all over me.
she was pissed but bitch i' ma playa zero fricks given. it was awkward though. the manager eventually faked a pregnancy to try to get me to date her again
so my best friend just got his car, i had a car already, i had just got my car painted and got a sound system put in it, we decide we want to go on a double date so he brings his long time GF and i dedcice i want to take this chick i had met about a month earlier at her job (kfc) who would eventually, end up being the longest GF i've ever had up utnil the relationship i'm in now about 11 months. At the time we had just started dating.
working at mc doanlds i got free food so to eat being the cheap frick that i am i decide we go stop by mc aondlds before we go to the movies. plus i wanted to show off the girl i was with to all the dudes up there lol.
so; we get there, and the woman at the front counter is looking at me like she wanted to kill me while i'm telling her what i want.
The problem? I was dating the manager at mcdonalds too lol, she was at the front counter. I thought she had the night off which is why i went up there but she got called in. probably because i called in lol. She was just 19. i was 17.
so the whole time my GF has to sit there and not say shite while my ohter GF is all over me.
she was pissed but bitch i' ma playa zero fricks given. it was awkward though. the manager eventually faked a pregnancy to try to get me to date her again
Posted on 4/17/17 at 3:31 am to vengeanceofrain
Posted on 4/17/17 at 4:57 am to vengeanceofrain
quote:Was? This is written like a 17 year old.
i was 17.
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