Started By
Message

re: Ask a Black Guy a Question

Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:01 pm to
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

how fast can you swim the 50 meter?


Don't know

quote:

do you add tomatoes to your gumbo?


No

quote:

do you like mayo?


Helman's & Blueplate YES
Miracle Whip NO

quote:

if you were white, who would you look like?


Shaun King

quote:

how many red suits do you own?


None

quote:

do you go to church?



Yes

quote:

do you open one Christmas gift on Christmas eve?


Both

quote:

do you have Sickle Cell?


No

quote:

what is yor favorite lotion smell?


Shea Butter

quote:

do you prefer high or low socks?


Mid

quote:

are you left handed?



Yes but I beat my meat with my right.

quote:

Ever been to a country contert?


Not exactly while doing research in Nashville I went to Tootsies with some white people There was a live country group

quote:

Do you Roll Tide?


Are you fricking crazy did you even read my username?

quote:

ever go down on a woman?


Yes

quote:

do you have a long pinky finger nail?




No long nails = bad hygiene

quote:

smoke any Kools?


Never smoked a cigarette in my life.

quote:

Kanes or popeyes?


It's Canes. I stopped fricking with Popeyes chicken a while ago. It taste like shite now.

quote:

favorite soda flavor?


I don't really drink cold dranks, but I like pepsi wild cherry sprite and root beer.

quote:

Would you ever skydive?


Why the frick would I jump out of a perfectly running plane?!

quote:

Do you own any cats?



Never. I hate cats and I think they are sneaky af

ETA I hate people who own cats and I will not eat food from or at a person house who have a dog or cat living in the house.

quote:

What is your opinion on Mrs Butterworth?



She thick
This post was edited on 3/6/17 at 3:21 pm
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
68753 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:03 pm to
can you swim?

do you go to the beach?

fish?
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

I'm not dismissing your obviously sincere anger and passion on this issue. But, I want to ask you - do you think I (as a milky white dude, ~50, raised in the South) did any of that?


See blacks disgust with the lack acknowledgement of slavery isn't that we think that it is your fault, rather that you are so willing to dismiss it. White people will never tell a jew to get over the Holocaust.

quote:

And if I didn't break it, why should I have to buy it? Serious question in a generally light-hearted, fun thread (mostly thanks to you) -



When black people demand reparations acknowledgement etc it is not from the average american, this is gear towards the government.
This post was edited on 3/6/17 at 3:08 pm
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

can you swim?



You missed the page where I explained I could swim and worked as a lifeguard for 2 weeks.

quote:

do you go to the beach?



Not in MS or AL

quote:

fish?



Yes very all the time. Thinking of buying a boat this year. My dad is getting real pissy about me taking his without his permission.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
13x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
49309 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

not from the average american, this is gear towards the government.


Where does the government get their money?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
68753 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

Not in MS or AL


bama isn't bad...lemme guess Ft. Walton?

quote:

My dad is getting real pissy about me taking his without his permission


I would also
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

Where does the government get their money?



Some of it comes from the black population. That is why I suggest blacks shouldn't pay any federal taxes. Now white people shouldn't have a problem with that since they believe blacks don't pay any taxes. Now if we don't pay federal taxes I am sure there should be some stipulations on getting government assistance.
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:14 pm to
quote:

bama isn't bad


Said no one ever.

quote:

lemme guess Ft. Walton?


Only time I go to Florida is if my family goes. I usually go to Cali. The last beach I went to was San Luis Odibispo (I think that is how you spell it to lazy to google)

quote:

I would also


He is acting like a real mitch. I think he is more mad I go with out him as opposed to taking the boat.
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

Tbird posted a picture of himself and his wife - in your thread, baw. I think there is at least one other prominent black poster in a swirl situation.

(ETA: Masterag - also in this thread...)



Man I had a typo I meant to say I was the only one that hasn't married a white woman.

Posted by TheIrishFro
Member since Aug 2010
4709 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:21 pm to
(no message)
This post was edited on 5/4/23 at 7:35 am
Posted by 9th Green At 9
From where they make gumbo at
Member since Jul 2015
3022 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:27 pm to
What's your take on Swanga's?
Posted by BIGDAB
Go for the Jugular
Member since Jun 2011
7468 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:29 pm to


This post was edited on 3/6/17 at 3:33 pm
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
92640 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

Man I had a typo I meant to say I was the only one that hasn't married a white woman.


I think I picked up on that after my response. In context, I agree that's what you meant. You the only one who ended up with a sister. Got it.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
19571 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:37 pm to
are you using free wi fi?

No. But where can I get this free wifi?!

how fast can you swim the 50 meter?

Pretty quickly, was on a swim team as a kid and was a lifeguard during summers in college

do you add tomatoes to your gumbo?

No

do you like mayo?

Yes. The cracked pepper shite is the best addition to the sandwich since sliced bread

if you were white, who would you look like?

Francesco Totti is my ultimate man crush, so if I had a choice it's him.

how many red suits do you own?

0

do you go to church?

No

do you open one Christmas gift on Christmas eve?

Only when I'm with white people.

do you have Sickle Cell?

No

what is yor favorite lotion smell?

Lavender

do you prefer high or low socks?

Low

are you left handed?

Ambidextrous

Ever been to a country contert?

Yes, several. I went to A&M

Do you Roll Tide?

frick Alabama

ever go down on a woman?

Often

do you have a long pinky finger nail?

No

smoke any Kools?

Copenhagen long cut but trying to quit.

Kanes or popeyes?

Popeyes, how is that even a debate?

favorite soda flavor?

Tie. Dr. Pepper and ginger ale

Would you ever skydive?

Maybe

Do you own any cats?

No

What is your opinion on Mrs Butterworth?

Creepy commercials. Grew up on Blackburn's

This post was edited on 3/6/17 at 3:38 pm
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

What are your opinions on the confederate statues in New Orleans?



Growing up I didn't care, but now I can see some peoples gripes especially during the Dylan Roof shite. Now I don't care.

But to the people that care you have to think
1. New Orleans is a predominately black city.
2. Those in opposition to removing the statues are not from New Orleans and do not live in New Orleans. It is ironic that the confederacy fought for state rights, but now that there is population of the people of New Orleans that want the statues removed there is also a group of people who don't support state(city) rights. I think what ever the people of New Orleans decide is the only thing that matters. I know people will use the history angle but can you name one place outside of the US where a enemy is celebrated?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134050 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

I have general question to the brothers who post here who have white women as their primary significant other .

Did they cut their hair before or after they met you?

Did they cut it all?


Didn't know that was a thing She's kept it about the length in the photo I posted for as long as I've known her.
Posted by TheIrishFro
Member since Aug 2010
4709 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:41 pm to
(no message)
This post was edited on 5/4/23 at 7:35 am
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

What's your take on Swanga's?



Which swanga's are you referring to



These are stupid.



They are stupid
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
92640 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

White people will never tell a jew to get over the Holocaust.


There are still living victims of the Holocaust. To add to that a large group of folks have at least verbally committed to "finishing the job" Hitler started, and some of those folks run countries and have (or are seeking) nuclear weapons.

I'm not saying that slaves should have "gotten" over it. I'm not saying that at all.

I'm saying their great-great-grandchildren should get over it - in an era where there has been so much progress - why dwell on the (frankly) minor frayed edges? We live in an era of a black U.S. President, black CEOs, black billionaires, black Supreme Court justices - prominent blacks at every level of every industry.

Are things perfect between the races? Hell, no. And they're never going to be because that's just how people are. The perfect is the enemy of the good. Moving forward requires a sacrifice - that sacrifice is not looking back or at least not dwelling on what's behind you.
This post was edited on 3/6/17 at 3:45 pm
Posted by TheIrishFro
Member since Aug 2010
4709 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:47 pm to
(no message)
This post was edited on 5/4/23 at 7:34 am
Jump to page
Page First 56 57 58 59 60 ... 69
Jump to page
first pageprev pagePage 58 of 69Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram