- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: Ask a Black Guy a Question
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:01 pm to Crawdaddy
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:01 pm to Crawdaddy
quote:
how fast can you swim the 50 meter?
Don't know
quote:
do you add tomatoes to your gumbo?
No
quote:
do you like mayo?
Helman's & Blueplate YES
Miracle Whip NO
quote:
if you were white, who would you look like?
Shaun King
quote:
how many red suits do you own?
None
quote:
do you go to church?
Yes
quote:
do you open one Christmas gift on Christmas eve?
Both
quote:
do you have Sickle Cell?
No
quote:
what is yor favorite lotion smell?
Shea Butter
quote:
do you prefer high or low socks?
Mid
quote:
are you left handed?
Yes but I beat my meat with my right.
quote:
Ever been to a country contert?
Not exactly while doing research in Nashville I went to Tootsies with some white people There was a live country group
quote:
Do you Roll Tide?
Are you fricking crazy did you even read my username?
quote:
ever go down on a woman?
Yes
quote:
do you have a long pinky finger nail?

No long nails = bad hygiene
quote:
smoke any Kools?
Never smoked a cigarette in my life.
quote:
Kanes or popeyes?
It's Canes. I stopped fricking with Popeyes chicken a while ago. It taste like shite now.
quote:
favorite soda flavor?
I don't really drink cold dranks, but I like pepsi wild cherry sprite and root beer.
quote:
Would you ever skydive?
Why the frick would I jump out of a perfectly running plane?!
quote:
Do you own any cats?
Never. I hate cats and I think they are sneaky af
ETA I hate people who own cats and I will not eat food from or at a person house who have a dog or cat living in the house.
quote:
What is your opinion on Mrs Butterworth?
She thick
This post was edited on 3/6/17 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:03 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
can you swim?
do you go to the beach?
fish?
do you go to the beach?
fish?
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:05 pm to Ace Midnight
quote:
I'm not dismissing your obviously sincere anger and passion on this issue. But, I want to ask you - do you think I (as a milky white dude, ~50, raised in the South) did any of that?
See blacks disgust with the lack acknowledgement of slavery isn't that we think that it is your fault, rather that you are so willing to dismiss it. White people will never tell a jew to get over the Holocaust.
quote:
And if I didn't break it, why should I have to buy it? Serious question in a generally light-hearted, fun thread (mostly thanks to you) -
When black people demand reparations acknowledgement etc it is not from the average american, this is gear towards the government.
This post was edited on 3/6/17 at 3:08 pm
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:07 pm to Topwater Trout
quote:
can you swim?
You missed the page where I explained I could swim and worked as a lifeguard for 2 weeks.
quote:
do you go to the beach?
Not in MS or AL
quote:
fish?
Yes very all the time. Thinking of buying a boat this year. My dad is getting real pissy about me taking his without his permission.

Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:07 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
quote:
not from the average american, this is gear towards the government.
Where does the government get their money?
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:09 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
quote:
Not in MS or AL
bama isn't bad...lemme guess Ft. Walton?
quote:
My dad is getting real pissy about me taking his without his permission

Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:10 pm to Tuscaloosa
quote:
Where does the government get their money?
Some of it comes from the black population. That is why I suggest blacks shouldn't pay any federal taxes. Now white people shouldn't have a problem with that since they believe blacks don't pay any taxes. Now if we don't pay federal taxes I am sure there should be some stipulations on getting government assistance.
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:14 pm to Topwater Trout
quote:
bama isn't bad
Said no one ever.
quote:
lemme guess Ft. Walton?
Only time I go to Florida is if my family goes. I usually go to Cali. The last beach I went to was San Luis Odibispo (I think that is how you spell it to lazy to google)
quote:
I would also
He is acting like a real mitch. I think he is more mad I go with out him as opposed to taking the boat.
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:18 pm to Ace Midnight
quote:
Tbird posted a picture of himself and his wife - in your thread, baw. I think there is at least one other prominent black poster in a swirl situation.
(ETA: Masterag - also in this thread...)
Man I had a typo I meant to say I was the only one that hasn't married a white woman.

Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:21 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
(no message)
This post was edited on 5/4/23 at 7:35 am
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:27 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
What's your take on Swanga's?
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:29 pm to TheIrishFro
This post was edited on 3/6/17 at 3:33 pm
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:34 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
quote:
Man I had a typo I meant to say I was the only one that hasn't married a white woman.
I think I picked up on that after my response. In context, I agree that's what you meant. You the only one who ended up with a sister. Got it.
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:37 pm to Crawdaddy
are you using free wi fi?
No. But where can I get this free wifi?!
how fast can you swim the 50 meter?
Pretty quickly, was on a swim team as a kid and was a lifeguard during summers in college
do you add tomatoes to your gumbo?
No
do you like mayo?
Yes. The cracked pepper shite is the best addition to the sandwich since sliced bread
if you were white, who would you look like?
Francesco Totti is my ultimate man crush, so if I had a choice it's him.
how many red suits do you own?
0
do you go to church?
No
do you open one Christmas gift on Christmas eve?
Only when I'm with white people.
do you have Sickle Cell?
No
what is yor favorite lotion smell?
Lavender
do you prefer high or low socks?
Low
are you left handed?
Ambidextrous
Ever been to a country contert?
Yes, several. I went to A&M
Do you Roll Tide?
frick Alabama
ever go down on a woman?
Often
do you have a long pinky finger nail?
No
smoke any Kools?
Copenhagen long cut but trying to quit.
Kanes or popeyes?
Popeyes, how is that even a debate?
favorite soda flavor?
Tie. Dr. Pepper and ginger ale
Would you ever skydive?
Maybe
Do you own any cats?
No
What is your opinion on Mrs Butterworth?
Creepy commercials. Grew up on Blackburn's
No. But where can I get this free wifi?!
how fast can you swim the 50 meter?
Pretty quickly, was on a swim team as a kid and was a lifeguard during summers in college
do you add tomatoes to your gumbo?
No
do you like mayo?
Yes. The cracked pepper shite is the best addition to the sandwich since sliced bread
if you were white, who would you look like?
Francesco Totti is my ultimate man crush, so if I had a choice it's him.
how many red suits do you own?
0
do you go to church?
No
do you open one Christmas gift on Christmas eve?
Only when I'm with white people.
do you have Sickle Cell?
No
what is yor favorite lotion smell?
Lavender
do you prefer high or low socks?
Low
are you left handed?
Ambidextrous
Ever been to a country contert?
Yes, several. I went to A&M
Do you Roll Tide?
frick Alabama
ever go down on a woman?
Often
do you have a long pinky finger nail?
No
smoke any Kools?
Copenhagen long cut but trying to quit.
Kanes or popeyes?
Popeyes, how is that even a debate?
favorite soda flavor?
Tie. Dr. Pepper and ginger ale
Would you ever skydive?
Maybe
Do you own any cats?
No
What is your opinion on Mrs Butterworth?
Creepy commercials. Grew up on Blackburn's
This post was edited on 3/6/17 at 3:38 pm
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:39 pm to TheIrishFro
quote:
What are your opinions on the confederate statues in New Orleans?
Growing up I didn't care, but now I can see some peoples gripes especially during the Dylan Roof shite. Now I don't care.
But to the people that care you have to think
1. New Orleans is a predominately black city.
2. Those in opposition to removing the statues are not from New Orleans and do not live in New Orleans. It is ironic that the confederacy fought for state rights, but now that there is population of the people of New Orleans that want the statues removed there is also a group of people who don't support state(city) rights. I think what ever the people of New Orleans decide is the only thing that matters. I know people will use the history angle but can you name one place outside of the US where a enemy is celebrated?
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:39 pm to BIGDAB
quote:
I have general question to the brothers who post here who have white women as their primary significant other .
Did they cut their hair before or after they met you?
Did they cut it all?
Didn't know that was a thing

Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:41 pm to BIGDAB
(no message)
This post was edited on 5/4/23 at 7:35 am
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:42 pm to 9th Green At 9
quote:
What's your take on Swanga's?
Which swanga's are you referring to

These are stupid.

They are stupid
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:43 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
quote:
White people will never tell a jew to get over the Holocaust.
There are still living victims of the Holocaust. To add to that a large group of folks have at least verbally committed to "finishing the job" Hitler started, and some of those folks run countries and have (or are seeking) nuclear weapons.
I'm not saying that slaves should have "gotten" over it. I'm not saying that at all.
I'm saying their great-great-grandchildren should get over it - in an era where there has been so much progress - why dwell on the (frankly) minor frayed edges? We live in an era of a black U.S. President, black CEOs, black billionaires, black Supreme Court justices - prominent blacks at every level of every industry.
Are things perfect between the races? Hell, no. And they're never going to be because that's just how people are. The perfect is the enemy of the good. Moving forward requires a sacrifice - that sacrifice is not looking back or at least not dwelling on what's behind you.
This post was edited on 3/6/17 at 3:45 pm
Posted on 3/6/17 at 3:47 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
(no message)
This post was edited on 5/4/23 at 7:34 am
Back to top
