re: Anyone having a dry spell?

I'm sure jmcs will survive

west baton rouge

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Over the past decade, I can count on one hand the number of times I've had to fap due to dry spells. But don't feel bad, you're just in a drought. I'm certain there are posters here who have never had a piece of arse at all.

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Thanks man.

Who is this Evangeline? Is someone getting laid?

Haven't had sex in about a week and a half. Fapped today though.

Not back on the market, but if I was, I'd prob take a break so I can actually get some shite done for once.

Well, I have only had one complaint about my dating. A little over two years ago, I took this gal up to Natchitoches for the evening. Nice meal, plenty to drink, etc. On the way back home that night she asked my, "what is your relationship with the Lord?". I responded, "well, I am a practicing clinician, acamedician, and graduate professor. What do you think?". She freaked on me and started trying to 'save' me. I was in my latter mid-50's at the time and had NEVER had anything like that happen. We are out in the middle of nowhere on I-49. Couldn't get her to shut up and gave brief thought as to whether to pull off on he side of he road and drop her right there or endure and get her home. My manners got the better of me so she made it home, but it was a long 45 min. Needless to say I did not waste another dime or minute on her once I dropped her off. The way she flew out of the vehicle once I pulled up to her home, you would thought she had been out with the devil himself.

Everybody come to Bogies I'm here now and will help you all bust the slump

Liked that one, eh? I jut remember how pissed I was about the money I spent on that crazy sonofabitch with absolutely nothing to show for it.

Oh, for those complaining about the blue balls, they hurt just as bad at this age as they did back in college. Perish the fricking thought. Only had it happen twice since the divorce seven years back, but damned memorable.