Anyone have any connections in Nashville?

I wrote a song today while I was mowing my yard listening to country radio because that's the only station I get on my old ipod nano. I need some help getting it in the hands of the right people. Here it is:

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Doug in the USA

(All backwoods country like here) When I was 5 years old I asked momma why you leavin' me, she said school was the way not to be a duummeee. Then a curvy lady walked up to me, I turned and said I'm Doooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggg.

I know I love my family and being free...
You know who I am and that I love this Country...

(Kind of that slow talkin thing songs are doing now) When I'm washin' my truck with suds,, and washin' my belly with (real high pitch right here) light buds. I get to thinkin', this truck needs a stiiicker,, it should say ... Doooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggg.

I know I love my family and being free...
You know who I am and that I love this Country...

(That guy that raps from Big and Rich would comes in at this point) When I hit the club you know what I say, the D to the O to the U G, bay bay.

I know I love my family and being free...
You know who I am and that I love this Country...

(Maybe George Strait like here) I was at the club on Saturday night, soakin' it in not lookin' for a fight, when the finest Flower in Texas walked up to me,, said who you be.... I said I'm Doooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggg.

I know I love my family and being free...
You know who I am and that I love this Country...

(All slow and sad) Last year I went to the home to vist momma, with a warm embrace, she said,,,,, "Who is this"...... It's Doooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggg.

(This would be in the live concert version, I'm hoping to bring those back to the radio) God bless the USA, I love my fans, go 'merica.

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I realize that I didn't say anything about a tractor, so if that is a deal breaker, just let me know, I've got some ideas already. TIA.