re: Anyone ever stop at the Lion’s Den at the Egan exit on I-10?

There were movies in the parlor
They were dealing one-eyed jacks
When I told her that I loved her
She said- just keep coming back.

Speaking of...

Had a buddy in HS who was the vhs Porno King but had a serious prude for a mother so he was always afraid she would find his large collection. She watched his arse like a hawk, too.

Bunch of us were supposed to meet up at Tigerland one night, and he no-showed. Later, when I saw him I asked wtf and he said he was grounded for running into Adult Video.

"Damn," I said, "Busted?? Mom found all that shite in the shed, too, I guess?"

He looked at me like I was an a-hole and turned to walk away, then turned back and said,

"No, man. I was fricked up and drove my truck into the building."