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re: Anyone else have calves to large for skinny jeans

Posted on 5/4/18 at 12:41 pm to
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

Skinny Jeans make me look like I have a cucumber in my pocket



I just put a cucumber in my pocket and wear regular jeans.
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 12:49 pm to
Wear clothes made for adults, not millennials.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17375 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 12:53 pm to


That is one of the stupidest things I have ever seen.
Posted by brian_wilson
Member since Oct 2016
3581 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Same but I prefer boot cut. I highly recommend Old Navy Boot Cut. They fit really good and according to the ole lady it makes a great dick bulge


I rarely buy new pants, but will keep that in mind the next time I do. A good pair of jeans last me 5+ years.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 12:58 pm to
Me.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 12:59 pm to
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 12:59 pm to
My calves fit but my cock wont

And its too not to
This post was edited on 5/4/18 at 1:00 pm
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 12:59 pm to
I am the white Keiland Williams.
Posted by 2geaux
Georgia
Member since Feb 2008
2770 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 1:01 pm to
How about wearing some mens clothes!
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 1:03 pm to
Biggest calves I ever saw on a white man: John Goodman
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53837 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 1:05 pm to
Why would a straight man wear skinny jeans?
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62180 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 1:06 pm to
Not sure, never worn or tried on a pair.
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32966 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 1:06 pm to
Gotta wear jeans like a real baw

Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52893 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 1:11 pm to
I wear Levi 511s and I stuff the rubber top of a crutch in there to make it look like I have a big donger
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
6853 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 1:13 pm to
American Eagle Flex Slim Straight is what I wear. I’ve got big calves too, but they have that spandex material in the denim and are the most durable, most comfortable jeans I’ve ever worn (and never have to iron) I used to wear lucky brand only, but they kept ripping in the crotch.
Posted by rld280z
Richmond, VA
Member since Mar 2018
142 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 1:14 pm to
I wish I did. Worked them all my life to no avail. Genetics
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 1:22 pm to
You want help? Ok. You're a man, wear men's jeans. Not skinny jeans.
If by chance you are woman with big calves, don't wear skinny jeans.

Up to you if you want to accept the help for which you asked.
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 1:25 pm to
Any properly nourished male will have calves too big for nancy jeans. Save your goddamned life and dignity and do not wear nancy jeans.
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
24921 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 1:33 pm to
Clothes, usually, are designed to comfortably fit the general segment of population clothes were marketed for..... Most homosexual's don't have large, thick, calves. Just sayin...
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52893 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

Any properly nourished male will have calves too big for nancy jeans

Sounds like you might be "husky"
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