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re: Another math thread: "In dog beers I've only had one" doesn't make sense
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:15 pm to YipSkiddlyDooo
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:15 pm to YipSkiddlyDooo
quote:Nah, YOU have it wrong.
You have the saying wrong.
quote:And one of you would be wrong. He's 7 dog years old, because he's a dog. He's ~49 human years old.
When I ask you how old your dog is and you say 7, one of us would then say, “so he’s 49 in dog years.”
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:16 pm to Korkstand
quote:
If the dog lives to 1 human year, it is 7 dog years.
And here is where you go wrong.

It's a circular argument. A 7 year old dog is 7 in dog years and 49 in human years. Trying to say a dog is 7 years old and 49 in dog years is circular.
A 1 year old dog is 7 in human years. A 7 year old human is 1 in dog years.
This post was edited on 5/20/19 at 5:20 pm
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:18 pm to When in Rome
quote:
This is a great thread
I reallllllly want pride or lnchbox to chime in.

Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:18 pm to GRTiger
quote:It has always been that way, it's just that people are dumb and have been getting it backwards.
And I am going to pretend like it's always been that way
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:19 pm to Korkstand
Jesus Christ, this thread really got stupid.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:20 pm to TH03
quote:
Jesus Christ, this thread really got stupid.
You gonna take a stand or just keep taking cheap shots from the gallery.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:23 pm to slackster
quote:Bro those 10 years are still in people years
Preposterous. She's equivalent to a 10 year old dog

Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:23 pm to slackster
Sure. OP is right, but the saying is just a cute saying to sell shirts or make memes.
The notion a 1 year old dog is 7 human years old made me laugh though.
The notion a 1 year old dog is 7 human years old made me laugh though.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:27 pm to YipSkiddlyDooo
quote:Agreed.
Nope. You have to use your brain to understand this one...
quote:That's how it's used, yes, but it's not used correctly. If you want to tell a dog's age in dog years, then there is no conversion. It's just the number of times he's been around the sun.
the term “dog years” is used to imply how old the dog would be in human years, theoretically.
Same goes if you want to know a human's age in human years. That one's pretty easy, right? How old is a 7 year old human in human years? Well, he's fricking 7. How old is a 7 year old dog in dog years? fricking 7. A conversion is only necessary if you want to know a human in dog years, or a dog in HUMAN years.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:29 pm to Korkstand
quote:
Same goes if you want to know a human's age in human years. That one's pretty easy, right? How old is a 7 year old human in human years? Well, he's fricking 7. How old is a 7 year old dog in dog years? fricking 7. A conversion is only necessary if you want to know a human in dog years, or a dog in HUMAN years.
Dude. It's a simple tool just used to put into context how old a dog really is. It shouldn't be this serious of a debate.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:29 pm to TH03
quote:Why? It's absolutely correct.
The notion a 1 year old dog is 7 human years old made me laugh though.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:30 pm to slackster
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This post was edited on 5/20/19 at 5:30 pm
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:32 pm to Korkstand
quote:
Why? It's absolutely correct.
A dog after 1 year is 1 year in human years.
In order to put into context what that means in respect to the aging of dogs, people created "dog years" to simplify it. After 1 year, a dog is 7 "in dog years" because they age differently than humans.
This is such an asinine argument and some of you are just being ridiculous just to argue.

Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:34 pm to TH03
quote:
The notion a 1 year old dog is 7 human years old made me laugh though.
Dog life span - 4015 days (11*365)
Human life span - 28105 days (77*365)
For a dog relative to a human, everything is 1/7th. For a human relative to a dog, everything is 7x.
So, if you hooked up with 70 females in your total life span, how many would a dog need to match you?

Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:34 pm to TH03
quote:It should be simple, and agreed there shouldn't be a debate. But OP started this thread just absolutely certain that he was correct, but he's not. If we just let it go, then people will keep using "dog years" wrong.
Dude. It's a simple tool just used to put into context how old a dog really is. It shouldn't be this serious of a debate.

We're converting the dog's age to human years, so we should be saying that a dog is "X human years" old. What if we were converting a dog's age to cat years? Would you still say he's "X dog years" old, or would it make more sense to say he's "X cat years" old?
If you convert a foot to a meter, are you still going to use feet as your unit after converting?
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:36 pm to Korkstand
quote:
We're converting the dog's age to human years, so we should be saying that a dog is "X human years" old. What if we were converting a dog's age to cat years? Would you still say he's "X dog years" old, or would it make more sense to say he's "X cat years" old?
If you convert a foot to a meter, are you still going to use feet as your unit after converting?
This isn't a unit conversion.

It's a cutesy way to explain to your kid why their puppy died after 15 years and they will live to 80+.
This is by far the most ridiculous argument I've ever been a part of on this website.

Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:39 pm to slackster
quote:Dude, that 10 you keep using is ALSO people years.
That's not what I asked. I asked how old a 70 year old woman was in dog years, and the answer to that is 10.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:41 pm to TH03
quote:You need to take a step back, reset, and just consider for a moment that what you're saying doesn't make any sense.
A dog after 1 year is 1 year in human years.
In order to put into context what that means in respect to the aging of dogs, people created "dog years" to simplify it. After 1 year, a dog is 7 "in dog years" because they age differently than humans.
This is such an asinine argument and some of you are just being ridiculous just to argue.
Just accept this simple fact: a 1 (earth) year old dog is 1 dog year old. Because he's a dog. A year is a year. Just like a 1 (earth) year old human is 1 human year old. We aren't making any equivalencies yet.
If we do want to convey an approximate equivalency in body aging, then we would have to express the dog's age in human years, or the human's age in dog years.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:42 pm to TH03
quote:But it is.
This isn't a unit conversion.
quote:And you are on the wrong side of it.
This is by far the most ridiculous argument I've ever been a part of on this website.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:44 pm to Korkstand
I'm out. This is far too autistic for me. 

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