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Posted on 8/20/25 at 5:19 am to Fun Bunch
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There are places in Europe, particularly Spain, where kids under a certain age will not be arrested or prosecuted for pickpocketing, so there are adults that get roving gangs of a bunch of kids to pickpocket for them
sung] In this life, one thing counts
In the bank, large amounts
I'm afraid these don't grow on trees,
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys,
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[BOYS]
Large amounts don't grow on trees.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[FAGIN (spoken)]
Let's show Oliver how it's done, shall we, my dears?
[sung] Why should we break our backs
Stupidly paying tax?
Better get some untaxed income
Better to pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[BOYS]
Why should we all break our backs?
Better pick-a-pocket or two.
[FAGIN (spoken)]
Who says crime doesn't pay?
[sung] Robin Hood, what a crook!
Gave away, what he took.
Charity's fine, subscribe to mine.
Get out and pick-a-pocket or two
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[BOYS]
Robin Hood was far too good
He had to pick-a-pocket or two.
[FAGIN]
Take a tip from Bill Sikes
He can whip what he likes.
I recall, he started small
He had to pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[BOYS]
We can be like old Bill Sikes
If we pick-a-pocket or two.
[FAGIN (spoken)]
Stop thief!
Dear old gent passing by
Something nice takes his eye
Everything's clear, attack the rear
Get in and pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[BOYS]
Have no fear, attack the rear
Get in and pick-a-pocket or two.
[FAGIN]
When I see someone rich,
Both my thumbs start to itch
Only to find some peace of mind
We have to pick-a-pocket or two.
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.
[BOYS]
Just to find some peace of mind
[FAGIN AND BOYS]
We have to pick-a-pocket or two!
Posted on 8/20/25 at 6:39 am to LSUA 75
Gotta admit...taking a cop's wallet while you are under arrest and surrounded by two other cops displays a huge amount of brass.
Posted on 8/20/25 at 6:47 am to SmogkDeizKnutz
Lady aint playin around, I love it
Posted on 8/20/25 at 6:47 am to grizzlylongcut
Insane, isn’t it? That western leaders want to force us into 3rd world. They want us to be weak and incapable in order to have full control.
Posted on 8/20/25 at 6:55 am to DesScorp
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They're fricking parasites. It's absolutely insane any civilized society tolerates garbage people who make everything worse.
Gypsies were the Cultcha of Western Europe until the North Africans arrived. We romanticize them in our movies (see the old Universal Studios monster movies as an example) but they're really a shitty, parasitic culture.
They hate Gypsies. I once talked to a well off Romanian girl living in Vienna. She obviously wasnt a gypsie but she said cabs would kick her out of their vehicles if she mentioned she was Romanian in Germany or Austria
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