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re: Air biscuit embarrassing moments
Posted on 2/11/15 at 12:10 pm to Martini
Posted on 2/11/15 at 12:10 pm to Martini
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I shite my shorts in Brewbachers, hung my boxers on the wall in the bathroom and sat back down to eat. The other couple went to the bathroom and I had to listen to 20 minutes of some nasty frick hung his drawers on the wall in the bathroom.
...just throw them away
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Posted on 2/11/15 at 12:18 pm to DonChowder
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Since you like fart stories...have you read Adam Carolla's story about the road trip with Kimmel and the farter?
I can't find it.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 12:19 pm to Topwater Trout
In college, I went skiing with buddies during Christmas break. We were driving back to Baton Rouge from Colorado and were somewhere outside Amarillo. Well one of my buddies was in a bitchy mood and I just about had it with him. We stopped at Wendy's and I ordered food. I got to thinking and new if I ordered the chili that I would be a fart making machine for the next couple hours. So I loaded up on chili. About an hour later I go into full assault mode. It got so bad, the guy driving had all the windows down and it was snowing outside. 
Posted on 2/11/15 at 12:32 pm to terd ferguson
It's from his book "Not Taco Bell Material".
eta: The basics are this. Kimmel decides that he's gonna smoke everyone out during this road trip to Vegas. So he loads up on cauliflower and canned clams. But another guy who's on the road trip is far greater and has everyone gagging the entire trip.
Much funnier when Adam Carolla tells it.
eta: The basics are this. Kimmel decides that he's gonna smoke everyone out during this road trip to Vegas. So he loads up on cauliflower and canned clams. But another guy who's on the road trip is far greater and has everyone gagging the entire trip.
Much funnier when Adam Carolla tells it.
This post was edited on 2/11/15 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 2/11/15 at 12:33 pm to lsuson
i work with a guy who crop dusts the entire hallway...i have seen people running to get away 
Posted on 2/11/15 at 12:35 pm to terd ferguson
quote:cropdusting
I did have a funny one a couple of weeks ago. I was at Target w/ the wife and right as this guy turned down the aisle I ripped a good one. I could see him jump like it startled him and he kept walking past. His wife was right behind him but she put on the brakes and stayed at the end of the aisle. He was looking back asking her questions about something he was looking at and she would yell back to him... but she would NOT come down the aisle.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 12:41 pm to meauxjeaux2
I enjoy ripping arse in an empty elevator right before I get out.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 12:45 pm to lsuson
Playing in a basketball game in a local rec league...as I'm cutting across guarding a guy, I let out what I thought would be a silent poot...turned out to be one of the loudest farts I've ever had. Everybody starts laughing their arse off...Distracted the team, and they missed the next shot. True story. Now i never hold gas in on the court.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 12:48 pm to The Pirate King
During a test in high school I snarted in a completely silent room.
Felt the sneeze coming, fart joined it.
Those hard desks are not forgiving.
Everyone laughed.
Post baseball game one time we went to hooters, I farted on a wooden stool. Everyone in the restaurant looked our way. Couldn't help but laugh.
Felt the sneeze coming, fart joined it.
Those hard desks are not forgiving.
Everyone laughed.
Post baseball game one time we went to hooters, I farted on a wooden stool. Everyone in the restaurant looked our way. Couldn't help but laugh.
This post was edited on 2/11/15 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 2/11/15 at 4:20 pm to lsuson
one of my favorite fart stories happened on a fully loaded elevator in one american place back when the recently deceased Norman Augusta was a loan officer at american bank. another officer was getting off, so he ripped one, stepped off the elevator and turned and said "NORMAN"!!!! as the door closed on norman and the rest.
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