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re: 12.12.18 LUNCH THREAD. Santa kidnapped Skillet Edition?
Posted on 12/12/18 at 12:43 pm to HoustonChick86
Posted on 12/12/18 at 12:43 pm to HoustonChick86
Agree. She was not pleased however. My buddy, whose wedding I was serving in, said "man, ya'll gotta stop eating the goldfish. I just got married, and I'm about to get divorced."
We were drunk, and one dare turned into another....and another. I'm not proud of it, but it happened.
We were drunk, and one dare turned into another....and another. I'm not proud of it, but it happened.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 12:44 pm to macaronithepony
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What does it taste like? Freedom and capitalism?
Sausage and herbs and root vegetables. Very hearty.
The Soviets were advancing on finnish territory, but were so Malnourished and underfed that they stopped their advance at the cook wagons of the finns.
The Soviets had been subsisting on barely anything and the smell of sausage soup cooking was so overwhelming that the entire army Fell upon the cook wagons and chase off the cooks. The Soviet’s then begin to feast. This gave the Finns time to regroup and counteratack with the furious cooks leading the charge driving off the Soviets. They were killed with sausage still in their mouths and the war went the Finns way from then on.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 12:44 pm to Skillet
stfd skil and apologize to bt 
Posted on 12/12/18 at 12:44 pm to Skillet
seriosly. before she kills us with her boring mom snapchats
Posted on 12/12/18 at 12:44 pm to Skillet
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hey slag you remember the time you took pony to ruth chris with your $25 gift card and all of the waiters comped pony's filet with sides and unlimited cocktails while all you could get were 2 slices of bunny bread with that fake brand of butter called "you call this shite butter"?
No, you're thinking of the time when I was choking on a bite of steak and instead of doing the Heimlich, all of the waiters were in the back room rehearsing the Happy Birthday song for Mac.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 12:45 pm to Skillet
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bella, stfd and go die of old age.
I’m going to outlive you, fattie.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 12:46 pm to Winston Cup
now you made me want cake. 
Posted on 12/12/18 at 12:48 pm to Deep Purple Haze
He’s officially out of my will.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 12:48 pm to Deep Purple Haze
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stfd skil and apologize to bt
violent mf
Posted on 12/12/18 at 12:49 pm to Slagathor
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when I was choking on a bite of steak and in
Only time you've choked on some meat...
Posted on 12/12/18 at 12:51 pm to Deep Purple Haze
I think I’m moving to Spain
Posted on 12/12/18 at 12:52 pm to georgia
Pho and water. Good afternoon to everyone.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 12:52 pm to Deep Purple Haze
LZ
Hi Chief
This post was edited on 12/12/18 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 12/12/18 at 12:53 pm to LCA131
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Only time you've choked on some meat...
Posted on 12/12/18 at 12:53 pm to Tester1216
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I think I’m moving to Spain
I think of all the countries in the world, they keep their roadsides trimmed the best.
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