Bonjour, les petits gars!

Missed me?

Been on a self-planned tour of Europe with the wife for the last 11 days.

Macarons and espresso in the shadow of the Eiffel Tower.

Strolled through the Hall of Mirrors in the Palace of Versailles.

Ate dinner at Petersham Nurseries and Restaurant Gordon Ramsay.

Caught a Mozart orchestra at the Schönbrunn Palace.

As a Veteran, walking down Purple Heart Lane in Carentan and standing on the Utah and Omaha beaches was bone-chilling.

My favorite experience, however, was touring the Eagle’s Nest on Kehlstein Mountain. We hiked up and back down, the hike itself taking about 6.5 hours total because we’re not fat and balding type-2 diabetics like most of the regulars (goatmilker, Proximo, redneck, ChalkyWhite84, LSUgrad88, Pels_Yaz, WiCkEdWaYz, etc.) on Saints Talk, the largest collection of uncultured black and gold dick rider Boomers on the Internet. Had a nice lunch and a beer while taking in the most breathtaking views before heading back down.

What’s been going on here? How are the Saints doing? Derek “Best QB in the NFC South” Carr? Chris “WR1” Olave? Jamaal “2 yards per carry” Williams who was a great signing according to most of you abject retards?

Let me know, I’m very interested and can’t wait to hear all about how riveting your last 2 weeks have been.

Geaux Saints! Who dat!

Au revoir, les petits gars!

P.S. Tick fricking tock, goatmilker!

P.S.S. And all you fricking losers had was “hahaha Mac Jones?” Didn’t I fricking tell you lil guys this is exactly how Mac Jones sans surrounding talent and more importantly, this shite Saints offense would turn out? Didn’t I fricking tell you? Seeing the same losers who were bitching at me all offseason finally turn to bitching about how much Carr sucks, how Olave is a soft, non-elite player that cannot keep a passing game afloat, or about how inefficient Williams has been is fricking glorious. I’m enjoying this last laugh.

Don’t forget to tickle my balls, dickheads.