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Super Trashy Request Regarding Tool and Perfect Circle Lyrics
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:28 pm
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:28 pm
So a friend of a friend is getting married and writing vows. They thought it would be a funny inside joke to sneak in as many Maynard lyrics as possible into said vows. Y'all got any suggestions?
Obviously the first is "don't fret precious I'm here"
Obviously the first is "don't fret precious I'm here"
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:31 pm to LucasP
Elbow deep inside the borderline
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:38 pm to LucasP
quote:
I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this
shite blood and cum on my hands
quote:
You're such an inspiration for the ways
That I'll never ever choose to be
Oh so many ways for me to show you How the savior has abandoned you
frick your God
Your Lord and your Christ
He did this
Took all you had and
Left you this way
Still you pray, you never stray Never taste of the fruit You never thought to question why
quote:
frick yourself, frick yourself, you piece of shite, why don't you just go, kill yourself!
This post was edited on 1/12/17 at 9:43 pm
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:41 pm to LucasP
Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick
Took you out in the back of the toolshed
Put it right on top of your forehead
Took you out in the back of the toolshed
Now you know what you're frickin with... Maynard's dick!
Took you out in the back of the toolshed
Put it right on top of your forehead
Took you out in the back of the toolshed
Now you know what you're frickin with... Maynard's dick!
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:43 pm to saint amant steve
Good call but they're looking for subtle stuff that some people will get the joke and older family members won't be confused by.
Like "turn around and take my hand"
Like "turn around and take my hand"
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:44 pm to LucasP
Some lyrics from Parabol would work fa sho
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:45 pm to LucasP
quote:
Good call but they're looking for subtle stuff that some people will get the joke and older family members won't be confused by.
Like "turn around and take my hand"
Ah, why didn't you just tell us from the beginning that they're a bunch of highly-offended squares.
I mean, if I can't talk about anal-fisting, child molestation, and blasphemy during my vows, then what's the point?
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:48 pm to saint amant steve
quote:
child molestation, a
I think the family is Baptist not Catholic so the child molestation won't fly.
The while point is subtlety, it's supposed to be a joke that flies over the family's head but the friends get. Makes sense?
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:51 pm to JumpingTheShark
quote:
Parabol
Just googled, fricking gold mine. Thanks!!
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:54 pm to LucasP
quote:
Good call but they're looking for subtle stuff that some people will get the joke and older family members won't be confused by.
I know you well.
You are a part of me.
I know you better than I know myself.
I know you best,
Better than anyone.
I know you better than I know myself.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 1:36 pm to LucasP
-what you need is someone strong to guide you, like me
-Pure intention juxtaposed will set two lover's souls in motion
-Doomed to crumble unless we grow and strengthen our communication
-It's the way you whisper, It drags me under and takes me home.
-Pure intention juxtaposed will set two lover's souls in motion
-Doomed to crumble unless we grow and strengthen our communication
-It's the way you whisper, It drags me under and takes me home.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 3:44 pm to LucasP
The entire song "The Outsider" by APC spoken to the bride
Posted on 1/13/17 at 6:52 pm to LucasP
'Credulous at best, your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men.
Pull your head on out your hippy haze and give a listen.
Shouldn't have to say it all again.
The universe is hostile. so Impersonal. devour to survive.
So it is. So it's always been.'
Pull your head on out your hippy haze and give a listen.
Shouldn't have to say it all again.
The universe is hostile. so Impersonal. devour to survive.
So it is. So it's always been.'
Posted on 1/13/17 at 8:29 pm to Midget Death Squad
quote:
what you need is someone strong to guide you, like me
dude this is perfect.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 9:27 pm to LucasP
"Thinking of you, thinking of you...." and so on. The APC song about jerking off.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 10:22 pm to LucasP
"We may just go where no one's been."
"I want to feel the change consume me."
"Hope this is what you wanted.
Hope this is what you had in mind."
"Trust me, trust me, trust me,
trust me, and trust me."
"I want to feel the change consume me."
"Hope this is what you wanted.
Hope this is what you had in mind."
"Trust me, trust me, trust me,
trust me, and trust me."
Posted on 1/14/17 at 2:20 pm to Ace Midnight
"My lamb and martyr, this will be over soon."
Posted on 1/14/17 at 4:22 pm to LucasP
Tell your friends to stop being edgy douches.
I love Tool fwiw. (Yours)
I love Tool fwiw. (Yours)
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