Couple writes new lyrics for "Baby it's cold outside"

To emphasize consent. AKA reason #101 why Trump won. Here are the new lyrics:

I really can't stay/Baby I'm fine with that

I've got to go away/Baby I'm cool with that

This evening has been/Been hoping you get home safe

So very nice/I'm glad you had a real good time

My mother will start to worry/Call her so she knows that you're coming

Father will be pacing the floor/Better get your car a-humming

So really I'd better scurry/No rush.

Should I use the front or back door?/Which one are you pulling towards more?

The neighbors might think/That you're a real nice girl

What is this drink?/Pomegranate La Croix

I wish I knew how/Maybe I can help you out

To break this spell/I don't know what you're talking about

I ought to say no, no, no/you reserve the right to say no

At least I'm gonna say that I tried/you reserve the right to say no

I really can't stay/...Well you don't have to

Baby it's cold outside

I've got to get home/Do you know how to get there from here

Say, where is my coat/I'll go and grab it my dear

You've really been grand/We'll have to do this again

Yes I agree/How 'bout the Cheesecake Factory?

We're bound to be talking tomorrow/Text me at your earliest convenience

At least I have been getting that vibe/Unless I catch pneumonia and die

I'll be on my way/Thanks for the great night




Disclaimer: rape is bad. The original song does not advocate rape, it's just a nice holiday song.


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