Banjo player jokes

What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.


Why are there no banjo players in any sci-fi films?
They’re set in the future.


Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?
It took him three hours to get the banjo player out.


What’s the difference between a banjo and an accordion?
The accordion takes longer to burn.


Why was the banjo player walking his kid to school every day?
Because they’re in the same grade


How do you define an optimist?
A banjo player with a pager!


What’s the difference between a banjo and a lawnmower?
Your wife gets upset when the neighbors borrow the lawnmower and don’t return it.


What has 16 legs & 3 teeth?
The front row of a banjo workshop


ENTRY EXAM FOR THE Classical Bluegrass Orchestra--BANJO PLAYERS

1. Who wrote the following?
a) Beethoven's Symphony No. 6
b) Paganni's Caprices
c) Wagner's Ring Cycle
d) Scruggs’s Foggy Mountain Breakdown

2. Tchaikovsky wrote 6 symphonies including Symphony no. 4. Name the other five.

3. Which of the following would your tuck under your chin?
a) a double bass
b) a piano
c) a cello
d) a banjo

4. Can you explain “counterpoint?” (Answer yes or no.)

5. Earl Scruggs wrote a lot of Banjo tunes, for which instrument?