re: What are the classic rated R movies that lack violence?

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What are the classic rated R movies that lack violence?

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You must not remember these very well...

Not Another Teen Movie - football player gets ripped in half, a cheerleader is run over, Chris Evans punches people in the face, Reggie Ray's ears are bleeding from his multiple concussions on the field, the entire ending sequence the nerd gets his arse kicked in various ways to the point he is a bloody pulp when he makes it to the gate.

Eurotrip - there is a bar brawl w/bottle smashes to the head and some nut shots

Saving Silverman - the coach kills a person with a yard marker, there are multiple fist fights in the movie between the characters w/teeth getting knocked out and chairs smashing, a car runs over one of them

Blazing Saddles - has a shootout, a guy is hit with a shovel in the head, and another dude is shot in the balls.

Pick of Destiny - Jack Black blows up a dudes head w/the power of his rock

40 Year Old Virgin - punches to balls, a face kick that makes a chick bleed, Carrel gets wrecked on his bike near the end, and they watch Dawn of the Dead and Bourne in the store

Ted - Ted and Marky Mark beat the shite out of each other, Ted stabs a dude in the hand, Mark punches the fat kid in the face, Ted gets his ear cut off and is ripped in half

Something About Mary - Stiller gets beat up by the cops, gets his arse kicked by the brother, gets his arse kicked by the dog that chomps his balls, he catches the dog on fire, Dillon wrecks the special people when they play football, and the musician is shot at the end

Kingpin - it opens with Woody getting his arse kicked and losing his hand, Vanessa Angel and Woody fight, Angel also gets slapped by her wannabe mob man


The only one that I can't think of anything that happens in is American Pie. (unless you want to count some of the mild hits in the lax game)