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re: "To Appomattox" Civil War miniseries

Posted on 9/29/11 at 3:05 pm to
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 9/29/11 at 3:05 pm to
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Lets just try to keep this realistic guys. like, IRL stuff.


We'll just shoot it with that shakey, hand held, style. That makes everything look realistic!
Posted by SW2SCLA
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Posted on 9/29/11 at 3:14 pm to
I love the direction this thread took
Posted by vilma4prez
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Posted on 9/29/11 at 3:18 pm to
So, you're saying you will help finance our , sure to be, #1 tv show?

It will be the new Star Trek.
Posted by Cold Pizza
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Posted on 9/29/11 at 3:20 pm to
You need an" octashark" of some kind in there if you want SyFi to pick it up.
Posted by SW2SCLA
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Posted on 9/29/11 at 3:21 pm to
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So, you're saying you will help finance our , sure to be, #1 tv show?



I'll give you tree fiddy IF the confederates ride T-rex's and raptors into battle
Posted by vilma4prez
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Posted on 9/29/11 at 3:22 pm to
hhmmmmmm.......
How about a Bearasaur? I mean, If you saw a Bearasaur you would shite your antebellum pants!
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 9/29/11 at 3:25 pm to
Who wouldn't want to see time traveling Dexter with a beard shooting zombie Luke Perry from the back of a T-rex, right after he nails some hot alien arse (Summer Glau)?

We could just call it Geekgasm (Featuring William Shatner as Jefferson Davis)
This post was edited on 9/29/11 at 3:31 pm
Posted by Hawgon
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Posted on 9/29/11 at 3:29 pm to
Now we are rolling. Of course, it goes without saying that the tanks will be Tigers and the tank soldiers will be Waffen SS.

So, I've got the first few episodes going here. After getting through the rip in space time, the Civil War soldiers will be immediately attacked by a T Rex only to be rescued by a Waffen SS tank platoon.

The Waffen SS soldiers will kill a couple of black soldiers and take the rest prisoner while treating the white Confederate soldiers like long lost brothers. At first the Conderate soldiers will love the attention and really dig their Waffen SS rescuers.

However, a few episodes in, the leader of the Confederate soldiers, a cynical and disenchanted Major who is actually a Northerner who sided with the South, will discover that the Waffen SS is evil and they will help the remaining black soldiers escape, stealing a Tiger tank in the process.

But, one of the Confederate soldiers, a former overseer on a Mississippi plantation, will betray his brothers and stay with the Waffen SS. In time, his brutality and animal cunning will cause him to become a leader of both the SS soldiers and the few Confederates who stayed with them. He will become the implacable enemy of the "Yankee" major and his former comrades whom he now views as traitors.
This post was edited on 9/29/11 at 3:30 pm
Posted by vilma4prez
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Posted on 9/29/11 at 3:48 pm to
Can we have Christoph Waltz as the German commander?

And I like your thought process. Obviously the german tank division was supposed to be back up and would turned the tide of the Normandy invasion.

The Civil War soldiers will have to be cock strong characters since all of thier methods of fighting (long rifles, trench warfare, etc) are ironically out dated in this new world.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 9/29/11 at 3:52 pm to
Can we throw in a forbidden secret romance between Summer Glau and Amanda Tapping?
Posted by TigersOfGeauxld
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Posted on 9/29/11 at 4:00 pm to
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Paul Giamatti as Longstreet? Seriously? Isn't he like 5'5? I sure don't get that casting decision.


5' 8½" according to IMDb
Posted by Hawgon
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Posted on 9/29/11 at 4:02 pm to
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The Civil War soldiers will have to be cock strong characters since all of thier methods of fighting (long rifles, trench warfare, etc) are ironically out dated in this new world.


Absolutely, but don't forget this is the SciFi channel. So, those confederate soldiers will, in a few inexplicable days' time, master the intricacies of tanks, the MG 42, and various other German weapons.

Of course, they'll be aided by a prisoner/deserter they took with them from the SS guys who will show them a few things about the tank. He will also tell them how the tank is useless because it will soon be out of gasoline. But then, they will discover a bubbling pool of raw crude oil on the surface and some of the good old boy Confederate soldiers from the mountains of Virginia will rig up a still and, under the instruction of the captured German, make them some gasoline.
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