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Fox Mulder
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The Dark Knight RETURNS (not "rises") is a cuck hating classic
I encourage anyone whether you like superheroes or not to watch the animated film version of this comic that's like 30 years old

I don't even want to spoil how it mocks cuckery at every turn, but if you don't believe me, just see how much democratic underground hates it.

Does Dark Knight Returns piss anyone else off?

There's no shortage of articles like these

Frank Miller’s Batman is a fascist and you really shouldn’t cheer for him

Frank Miller's fascist Dark Knight is a very modern archetype

quote:

Miller presents Gotham through the ugly lens of a billionaire’s delusional, messianic fantasy – his Bruce Wayne is not so different to Donald Trump


despite being written in the 80s one can't help but seeing the relevance to ISIS/immigration represented by the mutants and the new progressive red scare represented by Reagan/superman...yes, superman is a cuck. all the liberals cuck for the villains and their cuckery is rewarded as one might expect

Part 1 trailer

Part 2 trailer
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StringedInstruments
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re: The Dark Knight RETURNS (not "rises") is a cuck hating classic
RA’d to move to Fox Mulder Board.


crazy4lsu
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re: The Dark Knight RETURNS (not "rises") is a cuck hating classic
Film had me until that scene where Batman shows up to help Commissioner Gordon and suddenly some bridge in the background lights up with the batsignal. How the hell did Batman have time to put that together?


PsychTiger
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re: The Dark Knight RETURNS (not "rises") is a cuck hating classic
It was all in the dossier.


Fox Mulder
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re: The Dark Knight RETURNS (not "rises") is a cuck hating classic
that's the dark knight rises

dark knight RETURNS


el Gaucho
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re: The Dark Knight RETURNS (not "rises") is a cuck hating classic
I remember when you ran the comic store on the Simpsons


crazy4lsu
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re: The Dark Knight RETURNS (not "rises") is a cuck hating classic
Oh shite my bad.


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Fox Mulder
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re: The Dark Knight RETURNS (not "rises") is a cuck hating classic
it even has a military scandal where a general is selling weapons to the mutants. the movie is a fricking 100% trigger warning viewed in a 2018 context.
Image: https://dawaalhaq.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/0ECD7CF7-A4C2-4031-A1A6-946203F0E42E_mw1024_n_s.jpg



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Fox Mulder
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re: The Dark Knight RETURNS (not "rises") is a cuck hating classic
life

well

spent


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el Gaucho
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re: The Dark Knight RETURNS (not "rises") is a cuck hating classic
One time I tried to get a chick to go to the bug museum in New Orleans with me and she said "you're a bug guy" and I wanted to say "for you" but I have add which is the opposite of autism


Fox Mulder
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re: The Dark Knight RETURNS (not "rises") is a cuck hating classic
That museum was agonizing, but totally worth the pussy later that night


el Gaucho
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re: The Dark Knight RETURNS (not "rises") is a cuck hating classic
We didn't end up going

ETA: I still haven't been to the bug museum
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PsychTiger
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re: The Dark Knight RETURNS (not "rises") is a cuck hating classic
And sadly, el Gaucho remains a virgin.


el Gaucho
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re: The Dark Knight RETURNS (not "rises") is a cuck hating classic
Me and your gf did it Catholic style so we could stay pure


PsychTiger
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re: The Dark Knight RETURNS (not "rises") is a cuck hating classic
quote:

Me and your gf did it Catholic style so we could stay pure


Jokes on you, I don't have a girlfriend. Wait...


Fox Mulder
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re: The Dark Knight RETURNS (not "rises") is a cuck hating classic
there's an SNL skit making fun of adults who play with toys and one of the kids asks the adult playing with toys if his wife likes star wars as much as he does...


el Gaucho
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re: The Dark Knight RETURNS (not "rises") is a cuck hating classic
Watching SNL

Et Tu, Cuckus?


Fox Mulder
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re: The Dark Knight RETURNS (not "rises") is a cuck hating classic
watching SNL is definitely the mark of a true low t cuck; however, it was on youtube texted to me.



el Gaucho
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re: The Dark Knight RETURNS (not "rises") is a cuck hating classic
Watching YouTube

You're digging yourself deeper


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OMLandshark
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re: The Dark Knight RETURNS (not "rises") is a cuck hating classic
Yeah, big fan of the Dark Knight Returns. All time classic. I watched The Dark Knight Returns in the theater the night before seeing Batman V Superman, and that took my hatred for the later into overdrive knowing how much they fricked it up.


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