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Posted on 6/18/13 at 10:30 am to
Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15659 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 10:30 am to
Dorothy gets hit in the head with breakaway windows, goes on acid dream trip to Oz, then wakes up to find the house was really spared and her dream friends were a phony psychic and 3 farmhands.

Neff fools Keys about the mysterious double indemnity claim, confesses on tape as Keys walks in.

Son of local finance company owner dreams of travel, ends up staying in his hometown to fight rich land baron; marries soda fountain cutie, takes blame for uncle losing company funds, meets his elderly British guardian angel - who shows him alternate reality. Hero eventually gets funds back from local townsfolk, angel gets wings.


British alien and his 10 foot iron robot buddy land in D.C. baseball field. Alien disguises himself, gets discovered by little boy, then meets scientist who sets up meeting, only to be shot on the way, but is revived by iron buddy before warning peanut gallery, taking off.


In debt car salesman plots to kidnap own wife with two hired goons - who proceed to kill wife, cop, salesman's father-in-law, and 3 others. Pregnant town police chief tracks goons down, watches as one puts other thru woodchipper.



This post was edited on 6/18/13 at 10:32 am
Posted by TomballTiger
Htown
Member since Jan 2007
3970 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 10:31 am to
neighbor is gay and shoots kevin spacey in the head
Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
10917 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 12:22 pm to
Donkegin is in fact an old Donkey engine.
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
15825 posts
Posted on 6/22/13 at 4:42 pm to
Edward Scissorhands does not end up with Kim and spends the rest of his life alone.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 6/22/13 at 5:08 pm to
Every time Michael thinks he is about to break free of the cycle of violence they pull him back in, taking a great toll on him and his family, eventually causing him to lose everything close to him.

Lunatic prisoner escapes after helping young FBI agent catch crazed serial killer as cohorts raid house in wrong state.
This post was edited on 6/22/13 at 5:11 pm
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
20272 posts
Posted on 6/22/13 at 5:48 pm to
Pee wee finds his bike and bangs Dottie.

Rapunzel cuts her hair short and finds her parents.

Lightening Mcqueen loses the race but learns humility and gratitude therefore winning. Scores with a Porche.

The Black Pearl and Flying Dutchman team up and win.

Jake Sully takes back native lands and become blue person for real..........

..........I have kids
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