re: Rock of Love 1/18

At least she didnt sit there and wait for the crew to walk her out like DJ Lady Nasty.

Here are my power rankings (my interpretation of what Bret thinks of the girls):

Melissa and Brittaney were 11 and 12 last week.

1) Ashley-The worst girl left, but Brett likes her. He already has a stupid nickname for her, and the producers are giving her so much camera time. Unfortunately, she will be here for a while. Last week: 7

2) Kelsey-She is the best-looking girl left on the show. Along with Mindy and Beverly, I am fairly sure that she has never worked in the sex industry, which makes her a bit of an anomaly. Math is not her strong suit, but I don't think Brett cares too much Last week: 5

3) Taya-Still my pick to win the show. I think her injury next week will help her get some personal time with Brett. The only reason I dropped her is due to her lack of time with Brett this week. Last week: 1

4) Brittanya-Same story as Taya. Just didn't have enough time with Brett. He clearly likes her though, and I bet she will last for a while. Last week: 2

5) Farrah-She got on Brett's good side by telling her about Melissa. She looks like a caricature of Heather, but I guess Brett is into that sort of thing. In my opinion, she is third ugliest chick left after Natasha and Ashley. Last week: 3

6) Mindy-Did well on the challenge this week, and I finally know who she is. Seems like one of the cooler chicks on the show. Last week: 10

7) Natasha-Her voice is almost deeper than Shaq's, but Brett seems to like her. Maybe he has a thing for trannies? Last week: 4

8) Maria-Very hot for a 40-year old. I wouldn't have guessed that she was even 30. But the lack of time with Brett has to hurt her, and the producers are barely showing her onscreen. She seems less interested in Brett than all of the other girls. Would anyone be surprised if she was actually in a relationship before she got on the show and is just doing the show for attention/fun? Last week: 10

9) Beverly-Seems like the only girl who actually has feelings for Brett. Doesn't she realize that the only point of the show is to boost appearance fees for feature dancers, porn stars, and former Playboy models? Her lack of sluttiness in the strip club has to hurt her chances. Last week: 6

10) Marcia-The producers seem bored with her. I bet she and Maria will be eliminated next week. Last week: 8

Kelesy is hot shite

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Brett basically referred to the black dude as a man at one point. I can't quite remember how he did it.

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Best part of the episode. It was when the dude got hurt playing hockey and Brett said he was proud that he "took it like a man".