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Posted on 4/2/12 at 9:34 am to Red Drum
"Big Kahuna Burger!"
Posted on 4/2/12 at 9:53 am to sicboy
quote:
One of my favorite lines would probably get me a short ban. It covers QT's inquiry of signs that SLJ may or may not have seen in front of his house.
Pulp Fiction, Edited for TV
Posted on 4/2/12 at 9:56 am to Siderophore
I held this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my arse for two years...and now, little man, I give the watch to you
I LMAO every time I see that part
I LMAO every time I see that part
This post was edited on 4/2/12 at 9:57 am
Posted on 4/2/12 at 10:23 am to Red Drum
I laugh out loud for this one every single time...
Lance: Hey, whattya think about Trudi? She ain't got a boyfriend. You wanna hang out, get high?
Vincent: Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shite in her face?
Lance: No, that's Jody. That's my wife.
Lance: Hey, whattya think about Trudi? She ain't got a boyfriend. You wanna hang out, get high?
Vincent: Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shite in her face?
Lance: No, that's Jody. That's my wife.
Posted on 4/2/12 at 12:57 pm to Red Drum
"Pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fricking car."
Posted on 4/2/12 at 1:14 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
"Far as I know the motherf#%kers tip top."
Posted on 4/2/12 at 1:44 pm to Red Drum
"This is a tasty burger"
Posted on 4/2/12 at 2:10 pm to Outlaw
My name's Paul and that's between ya'll.
Posted on 4/2/12 at 3:13 pm to Python
"I see...a cab ride in your future."
Posted on 4/2/12 at 3:55 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Posted on 4/2/12 at 4:27 pm to Cdawg
"Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shite! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shite on us! What flavor is this?"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same frickin' thing."
"It's not. It's the same ballpark."
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfricker. Pigs sleep and root in shite. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfrickin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same frickin' thing."
"It's not. It's the same ballpark."
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfricker. Pigs sleep and root in shite. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfrickin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
Posted on 4/2/12 at 4:46 pm to SJS Eagle 85
Maybe if he had some Lava, I coulda done a better job
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