re: Official Jersey Shore Season 3 Thread

I would also ike to add that this dog at the end that laid a log on da rug looks like Louisiana Lady's dog.

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They get rid of Vinny

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No way, I like the drama created when he keeps smashing random chicks and making snokie cry. Not sure if it's true or not but the few (maybe 4) episodes I saw this year lead me to believe he got laid more than anyone else in the house.

they need to make this show rated X....lets see roger beat out JWOW...lets see those chicks giving MVP head...get RAUCHY

Please no Ron and Sammie next year

Sitch's demands for club appearances:

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“No one can speak to or make eye contact with him directly,” an insider tells the Scene Queens of the rider. “And ‘the Situation’ must always be marked as trademarked.” The Situation also requires that he be greeted at the airport, hotel and venue, and be accompanied by security at all times. Plus, no Jersey Shore rider would be complete without booze and babes. For his recent appearance at 4sixty6 club in New Jersey, the Sitch required six bottles of Devotion vodka, 24 cans of Red Bull, two bottles of high-end champagne and first-class security to keep out “grenades.”

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Goodness they were all so freaking Orange in that reunion, sans Mike and Vinny.

What did Pauly do to his teeth, did he get em all capped with Veneers or something?

There has been a lot of "replacement" talk on this thread, and I think it's a pretty good idea.

I won't go as far as saying we should replace Vinny. Vinny is a douchebag who is riding the coattails of Mike and Pauly D, but he still brings a lot to the show. He brings home hot girls (i.e. the Dominican and the chick with the four brothers and uncle), he has the bromance with Pauly, and the psuedo-relationship with Snooki.

If any of the guys should go, it should be Ron, but only because of his relationship with Sam. You take her out of the equation and Ron's character is pretty strong. Not as clever as Mike, but he does conjure up a lot of "quips" when he isn't crying over Sam. Keep the four guys.

On the girl's side, get rid of Sam. She is the weakest link, no question. She was always the most boring, but then became the dumbest when she cut ties with Snooki and JWoww over the note. She should have wrote them a note thanking them for the info she was crying about for three straight episodes.

Keep Deena. Yes, she cockblocked Vin, but outside of that she went with the flow and was a good friend to everybody, including the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. If Jersey Shore had a "best supporting actress," it would be Deena. She compliments Snooki well and knows how to triangulates with JWoww and Snooki when they show centers on their friendship.

Who replaces Sammi? I say Nany Gonzalez from the current Real World Las Vegas. Jersey Shore is lacking a "hot chick." Sure, Sammi has great legs, but her face is nothing to write home about. JWoww, the best boobs money can buy, but just like Sammi, doesn't have a face that will blow you away. Nany has it all: hot face, hot body, and enough drama to pique anyone's interest. Jersey Shore would finally have their "hot chick" with Nany.