re: ***Official Big Brother 16 Season Long SPOILERS Thread***

Hide and seek veto?

I can't hear Zack, but this is crazy that the comp is taking so long.

Which comp do yall think it is? Looking at jokers its obviously some kind of puzzle. Maybe the one where the HGs have to jump a gap while wearing a harness?

could be some sort of find the puzzle pieces hidden throughout the house and put the puzzle together in X amount of time. It got to be Zack's turn and he couldn't find a piece or two and flipped out.

There is no one screaming right now and I never heard any other competitors other than Zack screaming. There was also a voice that could have been production talking back to him as he was screaming.

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could be some sort of find the puzzle pieces hidden throughout the house and put the puzzle together in X amount of time. It got to be Zack's turn and he couldn't find a piece or two and flipped out.

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Oh yea that makes way more sense.

Looks like its finally over

My worst nightmare, Christine won.

Now it'll be another ho hum eviction with Jocasta going home.

I don't think they'll have the numbers now that Derrick and Cody have turned on Nicole and Hayden. Derrick has already said to Cody that Jocasta has to go for their game.

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My worst nightmare, Christine won.

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nightmare

He only has it because Caleb did the illustrations.

Ok so my BB pseudo romance...please no, TL;DR. It's long, don't read if you don't want to.

A few months back this really gorgeous blonde comes up to me at work asking about hotel reservations. I tell her the best way to book it and get the best room and she asks if I'll still be there in 30 minutes and i tell her yes. So she books, comes back, and I take her over to see if her reservation showed up yet.

I ask her name, she says Porsche ______, I tell her that sounds really familiar and she says she usually makes people squirm but tells me she was on BB a few years ago. I have watched every season and I really didn't recognize her until she gave me her name. I thought she was ok looking on the show but she's gorgeous now. Her season was the first I was living out here and I got my roommate watching, and we used to joke about how she said she was "the hottest girl in every room she walked into".

Turns out she's moving out here and looking at houses and I am flirting my arse off and it's actually working for once. She finishes checking in and says 'I really don't do this but here's my number' blah blah and gave me her number....I wait the requisite days and text, nothing.

A couple weeks later I get a text from her. She's moving but her house isn't ready and wants me to hook her up, so I do. This is the weekend of the Mayweather fight and she ended up getting tickets for her and her Dad who was out with her. She came down before the fight and we shared pleasantries and she said, in front of my coworker, that she wanted to kiss me but there was a table between us (I'm pretty sure I'm his hero for that because he always tells everybody about it). Which was weird because after our first meeting she didn't give any indication she was interested. she goes to fight, nothing happens, life goes on.

Either the next weekend or the one after that was the Amazing Race finale with Brendon and Rachel. We had exchanged a few texts between then and I'm still trying to play the long game, not because she was on TV but because she's actually really cool and gorgeous now. She calls and says she needs a room for Brendon and Rachel. They were apparently coming out to Rachel's sister's house (Elissa) to watch the finale but she didn't want them to have to stay with her.

So I get them a room and I think it was memorial day weekend so the whole city was sold out, but I got that swag. So after I get them a room she says they're all watching the finale at Elissa's house and asks if I wanna join....work had just started a policy of not being able to request days without penalty, and there was really no way I could get that Sunday off. So I had to decline.

They lost, which nobody thought they would, and Porsha ended up passing out before she was supposed to pick them up and they ended up just flying out without staying at the Hotel.

She thanks me for hooking them up anyway and says she owes me lunch so I plan that. She also has a chihuahua we had talked about because I just got a chihuahua puppy and we had talked about taking them to the dog park. So a week or so later I tell her we're going to the dog park the next day and invite her to come.

She says all she has to do the next day is workout and that she'd love to meet up at the dog park and to text her in the morning when I was going. This was 6-7 at night. I text her around 10 the next morning, the very next morning, and she's now in Chicago....This is when the last round of BB auditions were going on so I was really hoping she got a call to fly out immediately to interview for an all star season, but as we've seen that's not the case.

I didn't hear from her after that, so I gave up, went to dollar beer night the other night, and came on here and said I'd tell me story. After that I drunk texted her that she still owes me lunch, and I got a positive reply. So she's in Denver and I'm waiting for her to get back to grab drinks, but I said I'd tell my story so there it is.