re: Official BB11 Season Long Thread with *SPOILERS*

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Wed 8:19 PM BBT Jor asks Mi more sex questions - GreenEyes
About using lube for anal. Jor asking questions. Mi asks her if she's ever had a finger up there. Jor says she had but it was weird. Jor asks what's the freakest thing you've ever done. Nobody wants to answer her with everyone watching. Mi says she only answers the butt sex question cuz lots of girls do it. Talk turns to 2 girls one cup... gross

Wed 8:14 PM BBT Michele talking abt "butt sex". She talks abt all of the nerve endings. Jeff says, "What do you say, stick it in my nerve ending?!" NT - excellence482


Wed 8:14 PM BBT Jor "We have more pee holes than ya'll" - GreenEyes
Talking about catheters that Mi makes at work, Jor turns it to sizes of pee holes. Jeff says he thinks they are the same size for men n women. But he thinks it hurts more for men.

Jor "Has anyone had butt sex?" Everyone laughs. Russ says mi has tried everything once. Mi goes onto explain funny stuff to them. Jor is hilarious. LOL

Wed 8:13 PM BBT Jordan: "Have y'all ever had butt sex?" Michele: "Yeah" Jordan: "I bet that hurt." Michele: "No it didn't." (LOL, they're hilarious tonight. NT - excellence482

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"I've eaten more pizza tonight, I've had six slices, than I've had in a year and a half. I've had a bunch of candy this whole week, every candy. Can't shite right, 'cause I'm not eating good. Stopped working out. It's gone downhill America. This is Russell, depressed. Now I'm eating juicy fruits. It's not looking up from here. I think I might try to start a man band, do one of those. You know one of those over thirty guy groups? Like those old men do in the garage. Or, um, I can get my balls snipped off, then I'd feel less like a man. I don't even know if my shite still works anymore being in here. Haha, Chima does. Green taste good by the way, juicy fruits. Michelle is beautiful. She has a sexy voice. Yep, this is what rock bottom looks like America, rock bottom. I don't like purple 'cause purple doesn't taste good. Purple's like, eww. Purple's like that last flavor that never really goes anywhere. No one ever eats it, it just sits there at the bottom of like a candy drawer. And then one day you try to try it because, well, you ran out of other colors, so it's like what the hell, I'll try some purple. Yeah, it doesn't taste good. Same with orange, no one likes orange. You know what they should is make some juicy fruit that don't stick on your teeth because they stick on your teeth and you gotta pick at it.

How fitting, the only sign I can see says shallow. That's how I feel. Very shallow and empty right now. Even God's throwing me hints. What's going on here, is this like a premonition, Russell you're on the way out? It says shallow. Yes, I know, the water's not very deep, I'm drowning. See I told you, I don't like purple. Ooh there's a yellow. Yellow's my favorite color 'cause I like lemon. Why can't we make juicy fruits that don't stick to your teeth? It sucks. You know what's hit, is, um that "Adriama Lima" girl, she's a killer. I'd be happy with Michelle though. I'd be happy. I bet she's really sexy in real life. She has a pretty voice. She's very uplifting when you talk to her. Makes you wanna reach through the camera and grab her, kiss her. Hahahaha. I bet she's seen me naked, yeeah. You know what the real love muscle's working with (shakes hips). Probably seen me naked. I change in the hallways. Hmm, what else is going on lately in the Big Brother House? I'll run through my day, today I woke up, I uh, took me about like five minutes to get to the bathroom. Cause I had a huge boner cause I haven't touched myself in days and no one's touched it for me. It's been about, what day did we get here? It's been like 30-some days. Everyone's getting really cranky cause of that too. So I had to wait until I could go in the DR, otherwise I'd walk in with a raging hard on. Then I went straight to the bathroom, then the shower. Made some breakfast. No, I came back to sleep and I got waken up by someone.then I went and layed by the pool all day. I'm gettin' sick of pools I don't really like pools anymore, I wanna see a beach. Here's what I'm gonna do, 'Michelle, do you wanna go on a trip with me to Hawaii, I got 10 G's let's do it.' Michelle's like 'Is that all you have in your bank account?' Haha. Just so you America, I'm talking about Michelle, who works in the production room, she's beau-tiful. Not the one here, the one here is, (mimmicks belching) not very good. I'm talking about the Michelle from the DR, bang, bang. Hehehe. Hahahaha. The DR, the dirty. Hahaha, I frickin' lost it."

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i dont fricking know what happened. russell was about to punch jessie in the face, then BBAD goes to commercial and when it comes back they are best buddies

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Wed 5:58 PM BBT Came back for a moment of Jessie and Russell mock fighting - Dynomoose
Production came on for a second saying "hey guys, that's so...so..." then fish again.

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Thursday’s live Big Brother 11 eviction will be pre-taped, not live

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I REALLY hope that Jeff does use the CDT tonight!! I will be extremely disappointed if he chickens out

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