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Posted on 5/4/12 at 2:47 am to
Posted by TheDarkestNight
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Posted on 5/4/12 at 2:47 am to
My quick thoughts before I drop a deuce baby:

This movie is everything that superhero movie should be. The action was present throughout the movie, the heroes while in no HOLY shite they're going to die moments, did have some scares. I loved how they brought them all together. It was fantastic. The plot was simple, yet still somewhat deep. The action was out of a dream. Imagine the best video game action possible for an Avengers game. Well imagine if Disney put the budget to make it happen. Yeah, your mind and visual sense just orgasmed. So did mine. Several times. The dialogue was top fricking notch. Before the title scene the dialogue was a bit cheesy, but once the title card hit the dialogue was all top notch. You can tell Joss Whedon had his strongest input on the script in that regard. The witty retorts and natural moments of hilarity enhanced an already topnotch action movie. Imagine if they took Bad Boys too, made it superheros, gave it pg-13 dialogue that was more hilarious, and a better plot. Okay even then that's not a fair comparison.

Simply put, this movie was pure entertainment from start to finish. The characters were great and relatable, the dialogue was money, the plot was solid and airtight, and the action is the new for big budget films. Loki may have gotten his arse kicked, but The Avengers are going to Hulk Smash some box office records.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 5/4/12 at 2:49 am to
The audience was eating up everything Hulk did.


Between the "I'm always angry" quote, destroying Loki like a rag doll, and the random punch of Thor, Hulk was awesome.


Ruffalo nailed the role of Banner.
Posted by WeBleedCrimson
Member since Mar 2008
21971 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 2:53 am to
quote:

random punch of Thor


Posted by TheDarkestNight
Member since May 2012
419 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 2:56 am to
I love when Cap was giving out orders like a boss "Hulk....... Smash". LIKE A BIG GREEN BOSS He that Loki arse. Speaking of arse, every time they showed Black Widow from behind I was all like hey baby let me HULK SMASH DAT ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 5/4/12 at 3:00 am to
ScarJo, Paltrow, and Cobie Smulders all looked real good in this movie.
Posted by TheDarkestNight
Member since May 2012
419 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 3:02 am to
quote:

ScarJo,


quote:

Cobie Smulders


was overshadowed, but still some quality trim. Served a small purpose to boot.

quote:

Paltrow,


Am I the only one who noticed that she was barefooted in her scenes? Or 12% barefoot at least.
Posted by WicKed WayZ
Louisiana Forever
Member since Sep 2011
33463 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 3:08 am to
If you were disappointed in this movie your not going to be satisfied at all. Easily the 2nd best superhero movie ever. Behind TDK. Joss Whedon
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 5/4/12 at 3:09 am to
She did a great job as Hill.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126598 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 3:18 am to
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and the random punch of Thor, Hulk was awesome




i also loved when tony stark trolled the shite out of thor
Posted by TheDarkestNight
Member since May 2012
419 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 3:24 am to
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i also loved when tony stark trolled the shite out of thor


I'm listening....


I'm surprised they didn't use that Thor Hammer on CA's shield attack during the battle in NYC. Would have cleared some bitches out.
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
20173 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 3:29 am to
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Or 12% barefoot at least.




I'm still trying to recover from it. As of now I've stopped referring to the movie as "The Avengers," but instead "The Greatest Movie Ever Made"
Posted by rockybalboa
Member since Jun 2009
229 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 3:31 am to
anyone catch what hulk said after the loki arse whoopin? the theater was going nuts so nobody heard it.
Posted by Harry Caray
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Member since Aug 2009
20173 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 3:32 am to
quote:

anyone catch what hulk said after the loki arse whoopin? the theater was going nuts so nobody heard it.


yeah same here. Perkins Rowe theater 15?

although that probably happened nationwide
Posted by LSUFreek
Greater New Orleans
Member since Jan 2007
15865 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 3:36 am to
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Speaking of arse, every time they showed Black Widow from behind ...


I've never seen a better use of 3D. That arse was on fire!
Posted by LSUFreek
Greater New Orleans
Member since Jan 2007
15865 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 3:38 am to
quote:

anyone catch what hulk said after the loki arse whoopin? the theater was going nuts so nobody heard it.


Didn't he say "puny god". There was too much laughter to be certain.
Posted by Harry Caray
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Member since Aug 2009
20173 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 3:39 am to
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I've never seen a better use of 3D. That arse was on fire!




i made a black friend when we simultaneously commented "daaaaamn!"
Posted by TheDarkestNight
Member since May 2012
419 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 3:40 am to
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although that probably happened nationwide


Happened here. Our crowd was hot all night. Like literally, frickers wouldn't cut the AC on. I almost stripped nekkd in that bitch. You can't have be indoors in 87 degrees with ScarJo's dat arse in 3D speaking to me in Karma Sutra tongues.
Posted by Harry Caray
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Posted on 5/4/12 at 3:42 am to


say girl
Posted by TheDarkestNight
Member since May 2012
419 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 3:44 am to
That picture doesn't do that Grade A rump roast any sort of justice. Baby girl had herself a whooty popping out atcha.
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
20173 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 3:48 am to
I can't wait until the gifs come out


oh god, the gifs
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