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Name your best line from Brooklyn Nine Nine
Posted on 6/6/15 at 4:54 pm
Posted on 6/6/15 at 4:54 pm
Don't ask questions so just do it
This post was edited on 6/7/15 at 2:10 am
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Posted on 6/6/15 at 5:03 pm to wildtigercat93
Adam Sandler: " I collect antiquities. I'm a serious person. I'm writing a movie right now about the Russian revolution."
Andy Samberg: "Who does Kevin James play?"
Adam Sandler: "It's a serious movie ... Trotsky."
Andy Samberg: "Who does Kevin James play?"
Adam Sandler: "It's a serious movie ... Trotsky."
Posted on 6/6/15 at 5:06 pm to wildtigercat93
Posted on 6/6/15 at 5:43 pm to wildtigercat93
Posted on 6/6/15 at 5:49 pm to Byron Bojangles III
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Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:07 pm to Byron Bojangles III
Ray Holt reading a text. “Whatevs. Colon hyphen close parenthesis.”
Captain Holt is my favorite character on TV right now.
Captain Holt is my favorite character on TV right now.
This post was edited on 6/6/15 at 11:08 pm
Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:14 pm to DestrehanTiger
quote:any scene with holt and wuntch cracks me up. holts insults are amazing
Captain Holt is my favorite character on TV right now.
quote:
Wuntch: I see you got an audience for this little stunt.
Holt: Yes, well, who wouldn't want to see a man fight a crocodile.
quote:
Holt: Care to sit? I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.
Wuntch: Calling me the devil? How original.
Holt: Actually I was calling you a goat. You goat
This post was edited on 6/6/15 at 11:16 pm
Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:19 pm to Fearthehat0307
also, Bing-pot
Posted on 6/6/15 at 11:35 pm to Fearthehat0307
SOOOOO many good ones... Off the top of my head I still really like, "Captain! Hey! Welcome to the murder!"
Posted on 6/7/15 at 12:01 am to wildtigercat93
Flash-back to Holt's first day on the job:
Holt walks into a room of cops.
Awkward silence.
Random cop: "Are you here to turn yourself in?"
Holt walks into a room of cops.
Awkward silence.
Random cop: "Are you here to turn yourself in?"
Posted on 6/7/15 at 12:08 am to LordoftheManor
Holt: "Nothing is OK. Wuntch, circling me like a shark frenzied by chum, the task force turning into a career threatening quagmire, an internal affairs investigation casting doubts about my integrity, and you ask, is everything OK? I am buffeted by the winds of my foes enmity, and cast about by the towering waves of cruel fate. Yet I, a captain, am no longer able to command my vessel, my precinct, from my customary helm and you ask, is everything OK? I've worked for the better of my years on earth overcoming every prejudice and fighting for the position I hold, and now I feel it being ripped from my grasp, and with it, the very essence of what defines me as a man and you ask....is everything OK?"
Scully: " I hear ya, my dog is taking over my favorite chair, its like, how did it all slip away?"
Scully: " I hear ya, my dog is taking over my favorite chair, its like, how did it all slip away?"
Posted on 6/7/15 at 12:15 am to wildtigercat93
Wunch "You embarrassed me in front of Derek Jete-"
Holt "You embarrassed YOURSELF in front of Derek Jeter!"
Holt "You embarrassed YOURSELF in front of Derek Jeter!"
This post was edited on 6/7/15 at 12:16 am
Posted on 6/7/15 at 1:00 am to WestCoastAg
Forgot about the one episode where the criminal interrupts Jake and Boyle making up and Jake turns to him and says, "Just be arrested, man. We're trying to have a moment here"
Posted on 6/7/15 at 4:33 am to Byron Bojangles III
Andre braugher is criminally overlooked in this show. He plays the character brilliantly.
Posted on 6/7/15 at 8:54 am to betweenthebara
quote:you mean Velvet Thunder
Andre braugher is criminally overlooked in this show. He plays the character brilliantly.
Posted on 6/7/15 at 8:57 am to Fearthehat0307
Posted on 6/7/15 at 9:07 am to wildtigercat93
I named mine Joseppy
Posted on 6/7/15 at 9:09 am to Breesus
quote:
Scully: If we're away from our desks for too long, they'll update our computers and we'll lose Minesweeper.
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Posted on 6/7/15 at 9:41 am to Fearthehat0307
remember some of the best lines from the 99 is making me wonder why this show is so underrated. irl I don't know too many people who watch it or have even heard of it. but you can be damn sure they've heard of mike and molly 
America is in decline
America is in decline
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