re: MTV's Teen Whores Season TWO!

no. last week was national GIVE BUTCH A frickING BREAK week. I hope they say what drug he failed on his parole testing.

Butch makes an early appearance with some sound parental advice

Yea, I was about to say the same thing. She looks pretty foxy

"Called him dada too soon"

"Listen to Mozart when you do your hw and you'll be 50% smarter. It's been proven"

man, really solid episode. I loled at least 4 times.

-Butch's new 3 year old step son making out with the wall for 15 seconds was a solid Baltierria clan start.

-Butch on the fight being over a lie "I KNEW IT!" in the happiest voice.

Butch's motto: The least I know, the less I have to understand. Couldn't have said it better myself, Butch.

- Butch - "Look at all these shitty arse wings they give us."

- The state of Michigan is making him go to rehab. Why you ask? Cause thats what they want him to do. Yeah, says the skanky wife, cause thats what they want him to do so shut your fricking trap Catelynn!

- Did multiple people in here say that Tyler's sister did NOT look like white trash? Her eye makeup, boofant hair and skin tight titty showing sweater would have to disagree.

- Butch knows so much about rehab he could be the fricking counselor for his fricking own self you dumb goons. Really shitty of Spike and Dixie to try to run out of the house as Butch left to go to rehab.

- The cameraman sneaking 10 second tit shots of Maci's cute friend under the guise of "Bentley's playing with a toy dirt bike" was super sneaky

-April looked like a fricking goddess in the van ride to rehab with her transparent crackhead skin and dueling Nascar hat to Butch's Dale Jr one.

-Black dude patted Butch down then told him to take off his hat in the prescence of a lady inside. Huge slice of humble pie. BUtch's drug of choice is nose cocaine cause he's "been through that" before with crack.

-What the frick kind of school are tyler and forehead in right now? Wasn't he supposed to be in the air force like 2 years ago?

- If Piggy passes that GED, Gary will bring her out to eat. Ewww Gary, way to sacrifice. We all know how much you hate going out to eat.

- Has there ever been a clip of Ryan without a 4 wheeler in it since 16 and pregnant? Dude, you're like 20. Get over it, maybe move up to a jet ski or something.

-Nice counselor's office at UT-Chatanooga with a microwave, mini-fridge, framed Mr Peanut painting and unhealthy interest into Maci's love life.

- April's meltdown on Catelynn was Emmy worthy. She might be right there with Butch as star of the show now. "When Butch comes home, this shite yall doing aint gonna be happening." In one conversation to her daughter: "sit in your fricking room until you rot", "you're such an a-hole, i swear to god", "thats your fault, not mine", "i didn't want you to give your fricking baby up for adoption", "go away" ,"get out of my fricking face", "condescending bitch", "shut your mouth before i shut it for you", "say things to be such an a-hole", "frick you catelynn"

- Speed dater #1 - "I have a few questions but I'm always a gentlemen, so ladies first. Do you have any questions for me? Is anyone in your family or in your friend group that is a downer or a negative? Do you do any yoga? Have you ever done yoga?"

-#2 Derek "Being a physical therapist's assistant has its perks" (creepy smile- knowing he was talking about getting to rub on women). His dejected look when Farrah said his 2 cats would piss everywere told the story.

-#3 good luck with that kickboxing career as a short sloppy speed dating fella.

- How serious are you with Maci, Kyle? "Pretty alot." Yep

- Gary in lineman camp shirt "I wanna marry a women who is like on her game. I want her to be like sophisticated." BOOM LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, Piggy is doing pretty damn well for herself WITHOUT AN EDUCATION! She is a filthy slob who lives in filth, has a part time job at a tanning salon and can't manage her time well enough to study for a test that Mike Tyson passed without studying.

Don't joke about her studies, just buy her a vitamin that can help her chemically remember her math classes from 3 years ago, you insensitive a-hole. Take Mozart's 15% and stick it up your arse.

-Tyler and Catelynn's outfits in the 3 consecutive clips previewing next week may have been the most glorious site that these eyes have ever seen. First, they walk spike and dixie while she wears a head to toe bright pink sweatsuit and he has a bright orange jacket with blue windpants and a backwards tilted hat, then her prom dress with fat rolls and nipples poking through and that big shitty tat showing while mom wears a sweet jacket that looks like the box for Star Crunches, and finally their prom outfits with their matching Orlando Magic colors and both of their teeth sticking out like those joke false teeth.

great episode

I couldn't get enough of Butch. I asked multiple times why can't he have his own show. It would be instant gold.

Ever notice how they never show Macys back? even when she has tank top on she stands next to a wall when talking to camera.

How is Farah have positive in her bank when she was so negative on the last episode?

When Farah found out she should have brought questions...couldn't she atleast ask the guys about their driving/accident record?

No one..and I mean no one rides harder in a car than Tyler.

Piggys clean up job in her house was a nice touch...but on the overhead view it still looked like a mess.

When her mom asked "do you want to..watch Sunday Night Cartoons and order a pizza?" it was obvious she was referring to her and Butchs secret lets do a line code.

I like when Maci told her friends she was moving they let the fat friend make the joke...and then all overreacted laughing..fat people are funny.

And Gary..that Lineman shirt.....If the Situations red jumpsuit is #1...Gary and his outfits are 1B.

Does Tyler roll in a Chrysler Sebring? What a badass

Incredible summary!

I thought this was by far one of the best episodes ever. Not as much of Gary as it seems normall, but when he was on, he made it count!

some great parts

-Gary's "redmen tennis" shirt

-when Butch was talking about rehab and going all the stuff he was going to have to do, then said something like "you have to wake up early and make your bed"

-when Butch told the counsellor that his drug of choice was cocaine, she did a double take and asked him if he meant crack, like "poor people can't afford coke". He was like "no, cocaine"