re: Love Island 2021: Season Thread

These new girls make the OG ladies over at Casa Amor look like a Brownie troop.

Kyra is going to lose her mind when she sees how open to Flo's advances Will has been.

Yeah, Geni is hot, but she needs something to holster those mams. Underboob that spills out like that is more than a little distracting, and looks a bit trashy.

SPEAKING OF WHICH... Purple haired girl has fricked for money. There's no question about it.

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Genevieve is so trashy hot! She has some nudes. Leslie/purple hair girl has alot also.

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Apparently Leslie was in a circus of some sort... in addition to stripping

I honestly thought Will was going to cut Flo loose last night when he pulled her for a chat, but apparently all he was doing was signaling her to pursue him harder.

Poor Kyra, bless her little 11 year-old boy's body's heart. All she's done the whole time was be all in on Will, gets interested in the stuff he's into, meditating, eating vegan, etc., but we have no idea who she is as an individual. Maybe that's editing, maybe it's because she's a clinger and she's relationship tofu. She takes on the flavor of whomever she's with.

Leslie just wants to frick. She's down with whatever with whomever. Korey can't catch a break.

Watching the P+ The Drop episode where you get the 22 minute kitchen timer date with Josh & Kay (new black girl that was interested in Cinco), Kay is seriously being done dirty by the edit. She's one of the most down to earth girls there. She's a bookworm. She loves to travel. She digs the MCU. There's a lot to her that they haven't even scratched the surface. That said, she's not doing herself any favors in the way she dresses, because she looks like a hoochie. (And that's saying something, because most of the girls could pass for straight up hookers when they get all gussied up in their evening ensembles).

I know a lot of y'all aren't watching the Paramount+ episodes, and this won't ever make the prime time show, but when Kay tells Josh that she loves the MCU, she reveals that Iron Man is her favorite. Josh goes, "Yeah, Iron Man is the best. I like his movies. I haven't seen The Avengers, or any of those, though."

She goes, (paraphrasing): "Yeah, Avengers: Endgame is one of my favorites."

Josh: "There's a couple of Marvel movies, right?"

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Probably because he reeks of desperation.

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Or B.O.

When I see someone covered in tattoos head to toe, I just assume they smell funky.

He's absolutely using his local tattoo parlor as a therapist.

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So, Cinco is gonna have Trina, Cash and Leslie all in The Villa at the same time.

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I would've hoped by virtue of Cash bringing Charlie back with her, she would've closed the door on the Cinco nonsense, but based on the teaser for tonight, that's sadly not the case.

You can't pine for someone to want you and only you, get blown out of the water when the dude you've known for 3 days wants to explore his options, mope about, letting OG guy lead you around by the heart, and then find exactly what you've said you wanted, and then look back over your shoulder at the first guy. That's just stupid.

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Will we get some Shannon and Genny drama now??

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Even though Geni's best friends with Shannon's little sister, there's absolutely drama to be had there. Look at it this way - if SHANNON thinks Geni's trouble, then either A) She's an absolute doll and Shannon is the sour grapes queen, or B) She's a thermonuclear train wreck looking for a place to happen.

I was disappointed to see Will and Kyra get back together, because I honestly think Flo is a better fit for him. Kyra's just a cute puppy hanging at his feet.

That said, there's a huge blow-up and smoldering wreckage factor to be had when he levels with her about genuinely connecting with Flo, kissing in bed and outside the challenges, etc.

Come on Genny/Shannon catfight!

Another episode. Another episode where Trina cries.