re: Jersey Shore Season Long Thread

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Only way this show could be better is if they were working for Cheeseballs.

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Wow, that would be incredible. I certainly hope Tommy isn't working in construction anymore. Hopefully he banked on his JUCO All-American Wrestling honors and legendary TV appearance by starting a stand on the shore that sells "MILF Hunter" or "One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor" t-shirts.

I definitely liked the 2 hour special. Surprisingly, Pauly D isn't as ridiculous as I would imagine a typical 29-year old with Gotti-style blow out fade, but he is certainly entertaining. Ronnie is more of a meathead jock with an IQ of 85 than a guido, but he's useful for the show as well because any guidette sees his muscles and falls in love instantly with the cro-magnon.

Snooki and J-Wow are great for TV, Sammi is good as the "sort of stable one", and Angelina is an ugly, insufferable count who is more hypocritical than a chain-smoking vegetarian criticizing my health choices for eating a turkey sandwich. I can't blame any of the guidos for going off on her because she deserves it.

I don't recall if it's been mentioned but who wants a freakin' duck phone after seeing this show?

It's fascinating how Paulie appears to have a decent head on his shoulders but successfully looks like the biggest deusch-bag no Halloween costume could rival.

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i dont think angelina is ugly by any means

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but you also think haygurl is pretty

at least

I was watching the season preview and at the end they showed some girl getting suckerpunched by Ronnie. I ed

The Situation should be pissed at his boy too.

no shite, he was about to get up in sammi's guts.

that wasn't Ronnie

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all we know is that ronnie is gonna POUND SAMMY OUT

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Ronnie: I should have hollared at lil girl on the first night. Whats her name? Snickers? Yeah I should have pounded that.