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re: Favorite episode of Seinfeld?
Posted on 12/7/08 at 9:30 pm to charlieg14
Posted on 12/7/08 at 9:30 pm to charlieg14
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Favorite episode of Seinfeld?
JERRY: I don't understand, I made a reservation, do you have my reservation?
RENTAL CAR AGENT: Yes, we do, unfortunately we ran out of cars.
JERRY: But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation.
RENTAL CAR AGENT: I know why we have reservations.
JERRY: I don't think you do. If you did, I'd have a car. See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation and that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them
True humor has a kernel of truth in it (this is why so many choose the 'shrinkage' "I was in the pool" episode").
But the more you travel, the more the 'reservation' episode becomes life. Jerry in first class with Elaine in coach is classic.
Posted on 12/8/08 at 2:07 am to Coach Guidry
Vandelay Industries and the ugly baby.
Posted on 12/8/08 at 3:16 am to ajs008
David Puddy geared out for the Devils game.
This post was edited on 12/8/08 at 3:18 am
Posted on 12/8/08 at 4:54 am to Joe Joe Joe
Ellaine in "I don't have a square to spare" and Jerry's girlfriend turning out to be the phone sex operator to Kramer.
Posted on 12/8/08 at 4:58 am to FightingTiger21
and the pig man episode
This post was edited on 12/8/08 at 4:59 am
Posted on 12/8/08 at 9:04 am to Coach Guidry
By far it has to be the Troll baby episdode.
How can we forget George yelling there is shrinkage!!
How can we forget George yelling there is shrinkage!!
Posted on 12/8/08 at 10:02 am to GeauxElliott
favorite exchange ever in a Seinfeld episode: Jerry's stereo is broken and he's thinking about replacing it and Kramer convinces him to send it back and say it was damaged in shipping.
Kramer: Its a write-off for these big companies, they are always writing stuff off.
Jerry: Do you even know what a write-off is?
Kramer: No, Do you?
Jerry: no, I don't.
Kramer: But they do...and they are the ones writing it off.
Jerry: I wish I could have the last 5 minutes of my life back.
Kramer: Its a write-off for these big companies, they are always writing stuff off.
Jerry: Do you even know what a write-off is?
Kramer: No, Do you?
Jerry: no, I don't.
Kramer: But they do...and they are the ones writing it off.
Jerry: I wish I could have the last 5 minutes of my life back.
Posted on 12/8/08 at 10:06 am to Coach Guidry
I like the soup nazi episode, but moreso for the bully gay guys.
Posted on 12/8/08 at 10:47 am to Coach Guidry
Sweater with spots on it.
Posted on 12/8/08 at 12:07 pm to alajones
Soup Nazi
Marine Biologist
The Airport (when Elaine got stuck in coach, while Jerry was in 1st class - frickin hilarious)
The Pick (Elaine's nipple in the Christmas Card)
Marine Biologist
The Airport (when Elaine got stuck in coach, while Jerry was in 1st class - frickin hilarious)
The Pick (Elaine's nipple in the Christmas Card)
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