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re: Annual The Office Quotes Thread
Posted on 7/27/13 at 10:35 pm to LSUSoulja08
Posted on 7/27/13 at 10:35 pm to LSUSoulja08
And also the way he said, "You coulda had a good life. You coulda had a good life."
Prison Mike
Thanks, Andy... tanks
This post was edited on 7/27/13 at 10:37 pm
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Posted on 7/27/13 at 10:56 pm to i am dan
Posted on 7/27/13 at 11:39 pm to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
"Beer me that water" - Nard Dogg...
My favorite show of all time. I was given a book of quotes for my bday last year from the show. Makes my day everytime I bust it out.
"Hey Darrell, How's it hanging" - Michael
My favorite show of all time. I was given a book of quotes for my bday last year from the show. Makes my day everytime I bust it out.
"Hey Darrell, How's it hanging" - Michael
Posted on 7/27/13 at 11:45 pm to LaBornNRaised
My proudest moment here was not when I increased profits by 17%, or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff. No, no no. It was a young Guatamalan guy, first job in the country, hardly spoke a word of English, but he came to me, and said, 'Mr. Scott, will you be, the Godfather to my child?' Wow... wow. Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked.
Posted on 7/27/13 at 11:59 pm to geauxtigers87
Michael Scott: That's ironic.
Darryl: What?
Michael Scott: That *you* are afraid.
Darryl: Why? 'Cause I'm from the hood?
Michael Scott: Dinkin flicka.
Darryl: [to film crew] I taught Mike some phrases to help him with his interracial conversations. You know, stuff like, "Fleece it out." "Going mach five." "Dinkin flicka." You know, things us Negroes say.
Michael Scott: Give me some.
[Mike and Darryl do choreographed handshake]
Darryl: [laughing] Oh, yeah, I taught him a handshake, too.
Darryl: What?
Michael Scott: That *you* are afraid.
Darryl: Why? 'Cause I'm from the hood?
Michael Scott: Dinkin flicka.
Darryl: [to film crew] I taught Mike some phrases to help him with his interracial conversations. You know, stuff like, "Fleece it out." "Going mach five." "Dinkin flicka." You know, things us Negroes say.
Michael Scott: Give me some.
[Mike and Darryl do choreographed handshake]
Darryl: [laughing] Oh, yeah, I taught him a handshake, too.
Posted on 7/28/13 at 12:02 am to LSU_CRAIGERS
Everything Oscar says in his Southern accent
Posted on 7/28/13 at 12:09 am to WarSlamEagle
umm this plantation....
the seeds and the dirt
the seeds and the dirt
Posted on 7/28/13 at 2:40 am to LSU_CRAIGERS
Stanley: "Did I studder!?"
Posted on 7/28/13 at 6:48 am to FanInLA
2 quotes from the same scene:
LINK
quote:
Michael Scott: [storming into the warehouse] Hey! Hey! Hey! You idiot.
Darryl: Start over.
Michael Scott: Sir...!
quote:
Michael: ...I placed a bunch of golden tickets into five separate boxes and somehow they all ended up at Blue Cross. How did this happen?
Darryl: Were the boxes near each other?
Michael Scott: Irrelevant.
Darryl: I put three pallets on the truck to Blue Cross once a week. They use a lot of paper.
Michael Scott: Ok I'm going to ask you something and I want you to be honest. What is a pallet.
LINK
This post was edited on 7/28/13 at 6:49 am
Posted on 7/28/13 at 8:46 am to Maximus
We got Vikram
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:09 am to LasVegasTiger
Creed: Baby. You want to play with this?
Karen: You can't give paper clips to a baby. He could swallow it.
Creed: Oh, it's okay. I've got tons of them.
Karen: You can't give paper clips to a baby. He could swallow it.
Creed: Oh, it's okay. I've got tons of them.
Posted on 7/28/13 at 12:34 pm to wrc12
Creed: Boboddy, boboddy. What does the first B stand for?
Pam Beesly: What are we doing?
Creed: We're making acronyms. Okay. What does the first B stand for?
Kevin: Um... Business.
Creed: I... like it!
Pam Beesly: What are we doing?
Creed: We're making acronyms. Okay. What does the first B stand for?
Kevin: Um... Business.
Creed: I... like it!
Posted on 7/28/13 at 1:05 pm to LSU_CRAIGERS
"Hey you know what's cooler then triceratops? Every other dinosaur that's ever existed" - Dwight
"I was reading the paper and I was like oh my god the Eagles could clinch the NFC East and she was like no were done" - Kevin
"I was reading the paper and I was like oh my god the Eagles could clinch the NFC East and she was like no were done" - Kevin
This post was edited on 7/28/13 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 7/28/13 at 2:20 pm to chrisksaint
Michael: [after sipping wine] That is sort of an oaky afterbirth.
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