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Yankees 5 vs. my beloved D-backs 7 F TBS; Martian, Volpe, Rice HR
Posted on 4/1/25 at 5:06 pm
Posted on 4/1/25 at 5:06 pm
While I’m from New York, my mom’s cousin’s former roommate who played football for Notre Dame is from Arizona, so I grew up a fan of the Arizona Diamondbacks.
APRIL FOOLS!!!
After torpedoing their way to a HISTORIC three game sweep of the Milwaukee Brew Crew, the New York Yankees look to continue raining dingers vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks. THE JUDGE is off to a TORRID start, blasting four JUDGEMENT BOMBS in 10 innings, while Smooth Jazz is hot on his tail. The D-backs have some power of their own with Eugenio Suarez tied with The Punisher for most dongs in the league.
On the bump for the Yankees is Southeaster’s own Will Warren. Will he Lion Up and outduel the great Corbin Burnes? First pitch at 6:05 on TBS!
APRIL FOOLS!!!
After torpedoing their way to a HISTORIC three game sweep of the Milwaukee Brew Crew, the New York Yankees look to continue raining dingers vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks. THE JUDGE is off to a TORRID start, blasting four JUDGEMENT BOMBS in 10 innings, while Smooth Jazz is hot on his tail. The D-backs have some power of their own with Eugenio Suarez tied with The Punisher for most dongs in the league.
On the bump for the Yankees is Southeaster’s own Will Warren. Will he Lion Up and outduel the great Corbin Burnes? First pitch at 6:05 on TBS!
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Posted on 4/1/25 at 6:15 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
LION UP!!! Three up three down for Will Warren! Goldschmidt, Bellinger, and THE JUDGE due up for the Yankees!
EDIT: Yankees down in order, 0-0
EDIT: Yankees down in order, 0-0
This post was edited on 4/1/25 at 6:22 pm
Posted on 4/1/25 at 6:30 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Hell yeah Will keep shoving
Posted on 4/1/25 at 6:44 pm to YungBuck
frickstick Carroll goes yard, 2-0
EDIT: MARTIAN DONG!!! 2-1
EDIT: MARTIAN DONG!!! 2-1
This post was edited on 4/1/25 at 6:49 pm
Posted on 4/1/25 at 6:55 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Why the hate for Carroll???
Posted on 4/1/25 at 6:58 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
THE JUDGE got a pitch to hit but missed it.
Posted on 4/1/25 at 7:07 pm to GeauxPanthers2
Way to pitch out of that Will
Posted on 4/1/25 at 7:08 pm to GeauxPanthers2
Warren Lions Up and gets out of the inning! Jazz, Volpe, and Wellsy due up.
EDIT: THERE IT GOOOOEEEEESSSSS, SEE YA!!! TORPEDOES AWAY, HERE COMES THE ITALIAN!!! Volpe ties it up 2-2!!!
Also, frick that racist arse umpire calling clear balls as strikes to Jazz. I hope he’s banned from baseball.
EDIT: THERE IT GOOOOEEEEESSSSS, SEE YA!!! TORPEDOES AWAY, HERE COMES THE ITALIAN!!! Volpe ties it up 2-2!!!
Also, frick that racist arse umpire calling clear balls as strikes to Jazz. I hope he’s banned from baseball.
This post was edited on 4/1/25 at 7:13 pm
Posted on 4/1/25 at 8:32 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
GRAND SALAMI DBAGS!!!
Posted on 4/1/25 at 8:34 pm to TTB
Cocksucker cost Warren his first dub as a starter. DFA Leiter’s arse. fricking bum.
Posted on 4/1/25 at 8:56 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
No torpedo needed for the MLB leader in home runs GENOOOOOO SUAREZ
Posted on 4/1/25 at 9:03 pm to texastiger15
RICE RICE BABY gets one back! 7-5
Posted on 4/1/25 at 9:04 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
You really need some help. You got some serious issues. It’s one thing to root for a player or team, but calling the ump racist and stuff like that is a bit overboard.
Posted on 4/1/25 at 9:39 pm to dukke v
Judge got screwed on a pitch, but it happens. But Punishment is coming…..
Posted on 4/1/25 at 10:18 pm to JerryTheKingBawler
Leiter’s goatee looks absolutely awful
Posted on 4/1/25 at 10:32 pm to littleavery1948
Malachi Moore should have his credentials revoked.
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