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Yankees 5 vs. my beloved D-backs 7 F TBS; Martian, Volpe, Rice HR

Posted on 4/1/25 at 5:06 pm
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7629 posts
Posted on 4/1/25 at 5:06 pm
While I’m from New York, my mom’s cousin’s former roommate who played football for Notre Dame is from Arizona, so I grew up a fan of the Arizona Diamondbacks.

APRIL FOOLS!!!

After torpedoing their way to a HISTORIC three game sweep of the Milwaukee Brew Crew, the New York Yankees look to continue raining dingers vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks. THE JUDGE is off to a TORRID start, blasting four JUDGEMENT BOMBS in 10 innings, while Smooth Jazz is hot on his tail. The D-backs have some power of their own with Eugenio Suarez tied with The Punisher for most dongs in the league.

On the bump for the Yankees is Southeaster’s own Will Warren. Will he Lion Up and outduel the great Corbin Burnes? First pitch at 6:05 on TBS!

This post was edited on 4/1/25 at 9:05 pm
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7629 posts
Posted on 4/1/25 at 6:15 pm to
LION UP!!! Three up three down for Will Warren! Goldschmidt, Bellinger, and THE JUDGE due up for the Yankees!

EDIT: Yankees down in order, 0-0
This post was edited on 4/1/25 at 6:22 pm
Posted by YungBuck
Mandeville
Member since Dec 2017
3014 posts
Posted on 4/1/25 at 6:30 pm to
Hell yeah Will keep shoving
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7629 posts
Posted on 4/1/25 at 6:44 pm to
frickstick Carroll goes yard, 2-0

EDIT: MARTIAN DONG!!! 2-1
This post was edited on 4/1/25 at 6:49 pm
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216153 posts
Posted on 4/1/25 at 6:55 pm to
Why the hate for Carroll???
Posted by GeauxPanthers2
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Dec 2024
1365 posts
Posted on 4/1/25 at 6:58 pm to
THE JUDGE got a pitch to hit but missed it.
Posted by YungBuck
Mandeville
Member since Dec 2017
3014 posts
Posted on 4/1/25 at 7:07 pm to
Way to pitch out of that Will
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7629 posts
Posted on 4/1/25 at 7:08 pm to
Warren Lions Up and gets out of the inning! Jazz, Volpe, and Wellsy due up.

EDIT: THERE IT GOOOOEEEEESSSSS, SEE YA!!! TORPEDOES AWAY, HERE COMES THE ITALIAN!!! Volpe ties it up 2-2!!!

Also, frick that racist arse umpire calling clear balls as strikes to Jazz. I hope he’s banned from baseball.
This post was edited on 4/1/25 at 7:13 pm
Posted by TTB
LA to L.A.
Member since Nov 2006
3075 posts
Posted on 4/1/25 at 8:32 pm to
GRAND SALAMI DBAGS!!!
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7629 posts
Posted on 4/1/25 at 8:34 pm to
Cocksucker cost Warren his first dub as a starter. DFA Leiter’s arse. fricking bum.
Posted by texastiger15
Phoenix, AZ
Member since Jan 2019
778 posts
Posted on 4/1/25 at 8:56 pm to
No torpedo needed for the MLB leader in home runs GENOOOOOO SUAREZ
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7629 posts
Posted on 4/1/25 at 9:03 pm to
RICE RICE BABY gets one back! 7-5
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216153 posts
Posted on 4/1/25 at 9:04 pm to
You really need some help. You got some serious issues. It’s one thing to root for a player or team, but calling the ump racist and stuff like that is a bit overboard.
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5503 posts
Posted on 4/1/25 at 9:39 pm to
Judge got screwed on a pitch, but it happens. But Punishment is coming…..
Posted by GeauxPanthers2
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Dec 2024
1365 posts
Posted on 4/1/25 at 10:18 pm to
Leiter’s goatee looks absolutely awful
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7629 posts
Posted on 4/1/25 at 10:32 pm to
Malachi Moore should have his credentials revoked.
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