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Posted on 5/15/25 at 7:45 pm
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5118 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 7:45 pm
Friday: Megill vs. Rodon
Saturday: Canning vs. Schmidt
Sunday: Peterson vs. Fried (ESPN)

In the immortal words of the greatest shortstop in history Derek Jeter: “We don’t hate the Mets…they’re just the Mets.” New York’s afterthought the Mets travel to the Bronx for the next installment of the Subway Series. For the New York Yankees, THE JUDGE has put together an already Legendary (shoutout to Shady Sanders) campaign, hitting an UNBELIEVABLE .412 with 15 dongs and 41 RBI. For the other team, Fatass Soto continues to put on weight and steal money in a way that would make Bobby Bonilla proud. “The Centerpiece” Trent Grisham has been looking forward to this series all year; Pete Alonso seeks to continue his spectacular campaign in the midst of being thrown under the bus by Fatass Soto.

It’s Captain America vs. Captain Obesity.
It’s The Punisher vs. The Groupie.
It’s Yankees vs. Mets.

THIS IS THE SUBWAY SERIES!

This post was edited on 5/15/25 at 7:46 pm
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
4341 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 8:48 pm to
It’s the Greatest vs “meh”
It’s Captain America vs Just another
It’s the Commander in Chief vs a private

Does the Punisher have more DONGS than SoSo have hits this series? Yankees are allergic to sweeps, so they’ll give the Mets one. I hope Soto gets booed into oblivion for betrayal.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213633 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 8:53 pm to
So if Soto was still a Yankee would he still be a fatass??? Was he a fatass last year????
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
54517 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 8:53 pm to
Cold cut combo #1
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213633 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 8:53 pm to
I thought you were a Reds fan????
Posted by OhioLSUfan
Columbus, OH
Member since Oct 2007
1665 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:22 pm to
Mets have made the Yankees their bitch the last few years
Posted by boston vol
Lexington-Fayette, KY
Member since Sep 2015
6239 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

the greatest shortstop in history Derek Jeter

Good grief
Posted by theballguy
Between DC and Colorado
Member since Oct 2011
18945 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:25 pm to
I dont know what this is.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5118 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:30 pm to
Your ol’ lady changed her name to my bitch
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213633 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:48 pm to
You are such a child… grow up with the remarks…
Posted by 62zip
One Particular Harbor
Member since Aug 2005
6689 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:55 pm to
You'd swallow every last millimeter of THE JUDGE, wouldn't you?
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5118 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:56 pm to
The only thing I remark on are the spectacular athletic feats of our Commander in Chief THE JUDGE.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213633 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 10:56 pm to
bullshite. You always talk about somebody old lady if they disagree with you. Like a very immature child. There is no reason for that… like I said grow up.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41579 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 11:01 pm to
Owlfan does the same thing
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213633 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 11:03 pm to
But Owlie also brings much much more to the site. This guy is just a Yankees and Judge troll.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41579 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 11:06 pm to
He really doesn't
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213633 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 11:10 pm to
Well owlie knows this is place is for entertainment. This other guy ONLY talks (at length and everyday) about one topic and and takes himself seriously.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41579 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 11:15 pm to
He comes into threads, insults everybody, and shits all over the place, then says it's everybody else's fault.
Posted by Translator
Member since May 2025
60 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 11:25 pm to
This just about describes my neighbor's dog, who at least has the decency to leave.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41579 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 11:26 pm to
Unlike Owlfan
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