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Justin Verlander's son will be the next Cy Young

Posted on 7/22/18 at 1:18 am
Posted by Uncle Gunnysack
Member since Apr 2016
5541 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 1:18 am
He and his wife are the perfect breeding stock. His leaked nudes reveal he has what scouts refer to as the male equivalent of "Rocky Mountain Long arse". Hes a physiologists dream. Combine that with his wifes supernatural nursing ability and its obvious how the offspring will conquer its counterparts.


Most pitches 95 MPH+ since 2008:
Justin Verlander 11020 ????
Stephen Strasburg 8316
David Price 7896
Gerrit Cole 7291
Aroldis Chapman 6650
Max Scherzer 6570
This post was edited on 7/22/18 at 1:37 am
Posted by MF Doom
I'm only Joshin'
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 7/22/18 at 1:27 am to
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13534 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 1:50 am to
I once masturbated instead of going to class hungover.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57346 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 7:37 am to
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Uncle gaysack


Fixed your name
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
16871 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 7:42 am to
I hope the kid won’t have his mom’s chicken legs.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25939 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 8:06 am to
Probably floppy man boobs and a fat booty.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64235 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 8:24 am to
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The NEXT Cy Young


Doubt he could even beat out his old man next year.
Posted by PEPE
Member since Jun 2018
8198 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 9:15 am to
Something tells me this HAS to be photoshopped right?

No professional model is ever going to accidentally leave the house like that? Most average women aren't going to.
This post was edited on 7/22/18 at 9:21 am
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12717 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 9:20 am to
I'm confused...do you mean he will be the next Cy Young, or the next Cy Young winner?

I assume you mean the former, because you can't possibly be that stupid to claim a newborn will win the next Cy Young.

Hell, the kid may not even play baseball.

This is a post on par with some of the shite on the OT these days.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33578 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 9:59 am to
Nah kids definitely gonna come out the womb dealing.
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
6433 posts
Posted on 7/22/18 at 10:49 am to
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I’m confused



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CowboyFan89



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